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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
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STBHC
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Hey GoldenRod
Politically Correct Descriptions For Men
He does not have a BEER GUT.
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not a BAD DANCER.
He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING.
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a TOTAL AZZ.
He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.
He is not a SEX MACHINE.
He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.
He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
He has SWINE EMPATHY.
He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
 I did not mean to steal your joking thunder, but this made me laugh.
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Posted 11/21/07 9:49 PM  |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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Re: Hey GoldenRod
 I like most of those....
I'm not looking for "thunder" with the recent flurry of jokes. Just found a bunch of them in one spot. Feel free to post whatever you find funny, even jokes about men. I can take it... 
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:54 PM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
Name:
STBHC
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Re: Hey GoldenRod
I will post a joke about women if I find a funny one. 
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:56 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Re: Hey GoldenRod
You go girl!!!           
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| Posted 11/21/07 9:58 PM |
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