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reggie
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Cute joke..
A Jewish man walked into the Lingerie Department of Macy's in New York. He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife size, 34B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for those as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said, "Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills."
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Posted 11/8/07 6:19 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Member since 12/05 23902 total posts
Name: Leslie
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Re: Cute joke..
I have that bra
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Posted 11/8/07 6:21 PM |
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Posted 11/8/07 6:30 PM |
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jjk1007
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Member since 11/07 437 total posts
Name: Jaclyn (former '07 LIW'er)
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Re: Cute joke..
cuteee!
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Posted 11/8/07 6:47 PM |
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alnem
This is gonna be a good year!

Member since 2/06 9562 total posts
Name: Emily
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Posted 11/8/07 6:52 PM |
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IrishTracy
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Name: Tracy
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Posted 11/8/07 6:56 PM |
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Phyl
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Member since 5/06 28918 total posts
Name: The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Posted 11/8/07 7:15 PM |
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings

Member since 10/07 7260 total posts
Name: Danielle
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Posted 11/8/07 7:17 PM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!

Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
Name: Betsy
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Re: Cute joke..
very cute!!!!!!!
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Posted 11/8/07 7:32 PM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!

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Posted 11/8/07 7:38 PM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name: Jackie
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Re: Cute joke..
I love my Jewish bras!
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Posted 11/8/07 8:17 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman

Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
Name: Tania
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Posted 11/8/07 8:18 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb

Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
Name: aka momma2b
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Posted 11/8/07 8:25 PM |
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mrswask
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Member since 5/05 20229 total posts
Name: Michal
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Re: Cute joke..
That's great!!
This Jewess needs a Salvation Army bra!!!
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Posted 11/8/07 8:29 PM |
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