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Official Rules to beat your wife.

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JP826
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Official Rules to beat your wife.

A very good friend of mine forwarded over to me these words of wisdom. I felt the need to share with you.

I have no words.

How to beat your wife...

Posted 11/2/07 3:34 PM
 
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Christine
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

I found this particularly appaling...

He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.



Apparently hitting an animal and CHILD are done in the same manner, but you should be more 'careful' hitting women. Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:38 PM
 

MissJones
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

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Try it...if a man ever tried it with me, I swear, I would rip his ***** eyes out!

Posted 11/2/07 3:38 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

What a azz H O L E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure his azz is single! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:40 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?

We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....

But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb....

Posted 11/2/07 3:41 PM
 

Christine
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?

We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....

But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb....



Really? I never knew this.

Posted 11/2/07 3:42 PM
 

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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

And if that doesn't work?

"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.

"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.



Yeah ok
Chat Icon Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$

Posted 11/2/07 3:44 PM
 

Superkat
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by MissJones

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Try it...if a man ever tried it with me, I swear, I would rip his ***** eyes out!



His eyes would be fine. His ballz would be mine. Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:46 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by GossipQueen

"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

And if that doesn't work?

"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.

"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.



Yeah ok
Chat Icon Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$

You'd waste a manolo Blahnik on that??? Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:46 PM
 

GossipQueen

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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Posted by GossipQueen

"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

And if that doesn't work?

"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.

"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.



Yeah ok
Chat Icon Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$

You'd waste a manolo Blahnik on that??? Chat Icon



no i would wear a pair of those stripper shoes that have a 8 inch heel that way it pains him even more to pull the sucker out Chat Icon

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Posted 11/2/07 3:49 PM
 

headoverheels
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?

We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....

But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb....

i thought that was just for children... that was for wives too?? Chat Icon

good to see times have changed... or not. Chat Icon

honestly it boggles my mind that some people - regardless of race or ethnicity - still find this acceptable. i am not JUDGING, just saying that i am amazed. clearly i am sheltered. Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:49 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by GossipQueen

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Posted by GossipQueen

"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."

And if that doesn't work?

"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.

"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.



Yeah ok
Chat Icon Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$

You'd waste a manolo Blahnik on that??? Chat Icon



no i would wear a pair of those stripper shoes that have a 8 inch heel that way it pains him even more to pull the sucker out Chat Icon




SWEET!!! Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:50 PM
 

SweetestOfPeas
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from the article: "Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."

Chat Icon I can't believe how hypocritical that last sentence is considering the rest of it! Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 3:50 PM
 

GenLCSW
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Chat Icon that is just disgusting!

Posted 11/2/07 4:10 PM
 

giggles25
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

that is messed up Chat Icon

Posted 11/2/07 9:00 PM
 

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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

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Posted 11/2/07 9:02 PM
 

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Message edited 3/3/2010 9:30:18 PM.

Posted 11/2/07 9:03 PM
 

Wendy1220
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Posted by headoverheels

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?

We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....

But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb....

i thought that was just for children... that was for wives too?? Chat Icon

good to see times have changed... or not. Chat Icon

honestly it boggles my mind that some people - regardless of race or ethnicity - still find this acceptable. i am not JUDGING, just saying that i am amazed. clearly i am sheltered. Chat Icon



There are way more than most people realize right here where we live that are beating their wives and think they are absolutely entitled to do so. They are people from all ethnic, relighious and socio-economic backgrounds. Just an example, the Suffolk County PD responded to over 30,000 domestic incidents last year. Sad, but true and that's only the cases that are reported.

Posted 11/2/07 9:14 PM
 

smdl
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.

Unfortunatelly, this must be some women life everyday.

Posted 11/2/07 9:18 PM
 
 
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