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JP826
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Official Rules to beat your wife.
A very good friend of mine forwarded over to me these words of wisdom. I felt the need to share with you.
I have no words.
How to beat your wife...
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Posted 11/2/07 3:34 PM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st

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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
I found this particularly appaling...
He should not beat her like he would beat an animal or a child -- slapping them right and left.
Apparently hitting an animal and CHILD are done in the same manner, but you should be more 'careful' hitting women.
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Posted 11/2/07 3:38 PM |
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MissJones
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Try it...if a man ever tried it with me, I swear, I would rip his ***** eyes out!
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Posted 11/2/07 3:38 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
What a azz H O L E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure his azz is single!
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Posted 11/2/07 3:40 PM |
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?
We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....
But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb....
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Posted 11/2/07 3:41 PM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st

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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?
We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....
But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb....
Really? I never knew this.
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Posted 11/2/07 3:42 PM |
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.
Yeah ok
Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$
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Posted 11/2/07 3:44 PM |
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Superkat
More a stranger than a friend
Member since 5/06 9730 total posts
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Posted by MissJones
Try it...if a man ever tried it with me, I swear, I would rip his ***** eyes out!
His eyes would be fine. His ballz would be mine.
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Posted 11/2/07 3:46 PM |
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Posted by GossipQueen
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.
Yeah ok
Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$ You'd waste a manolo Blahnik on that???
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Posted 11/2/07 3:46 PM |
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by GossipQueen
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.
Yeah ok
Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$ You'd waste a manolo Blahnik on that???
no i would wear a pair of those stripper shoes that have a 8 inch heel that way it pains him even more to pull the sucker out
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Posted 11/2/07 3:49 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît

Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Not for nothing - but where do you think the term "rule of thumb" came from?
We had rules for wife beating right here in the good ol US of A.....
But, with nothing wider than the man's thumb.... i thought that was just for children... that was for wives too??
good to see times have changed... or not.
honestly it boggles my mind that some people - regardless of race or ethnicity - still find this acceptable. i am not JUDGING, just saying that i am amazed. clearly i am sheltered.
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Posted 11/2/07 3:49 PM |
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Posted by GossipQueen
Posted by lipglossjunky73
Posted by GossipQueen
"Admonish them – once, twice, three times, four times, ten times," he advised. "If this doesn't help, refuse to share their beds."
And if that doesn't work?
"Beat them," one of his three young advisees responded.
"That's right," Al-'Arifi said.
Yeah ok
Beat me? you better be prepared to get a size 7 1/2 shoe out of your a$$ You'd waste a manolo Blahnik on that???
no i would wear a pair of those stripper shoes that have a 8 inch heel that way it pains him even more to pull the sucker out
SWEET!!!
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Posted 11/2/07 3:50 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
from the article: "Brother, it is a human being you are beating. This is forbidden. He must not do this."
I can't believe how hypocritical that last sentence is considering the rest of it!
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Posted 11/2/07 3:50 PM |
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GenLCSW
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
that is just disgusting!
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Posted 11/2/07 4:10 PM |
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giggles25
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
that is messed up
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Posted 11/2/07 9:00 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Message edited 11/14/2011 9:41:14 PM.
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Posted 11/2/07 9:02 PM |
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NASP09
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Message edited 3/3/2010 9:30:18 PM.
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Posted 11/2/07 9:03 PM |
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Wendy1220
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
There are way more than most people realize right here where we live that are beating their wives and think they are absolutely entitled to do so. They are people from all ethnic, relighious and socio-economic backgrounds. Just an example, the Suffolk County PD responded to over 30,000 domestic incidents last year. Sad, but true and that's only the cases that are reported.
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Posted 11/2/07 9:14 PM |
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smdl
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Re: Official Rules to beat your wife.
Unfortunatelly, this must be some women life everyday.
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Posted 11/2/07 9:18 PM |
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