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Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot
walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best
thing on earth..
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch
crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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butterfly22
LIF Adolescent
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
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| Posted 11/11/05 8:23 AM |
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baghag
:P
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
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| Posted 11/11/05 8:25 AM |
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
These are awesome!!!!
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| Posted 11/11/05 9:36 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
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Sonia
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
I saved these.
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| Posted 11/11/05 9:38 AM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
Member since 5/05 11997 total posts
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
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| Posted 11/11/05 10:02 AM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
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Mommy
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
Ok these are the best 
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| Posted 11/11/05 10:09 AM |
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DonnaJoe708
Hello
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Re: Oldies but Goodies CHINESE PROVERBS
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| Posted 11/11/05 10:42 AM |
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