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Goldi0218
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Leslie
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Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
OK so yesterday I posted about running into the doorknob in an attempt to get to my cell phone before it went to voicemail.
My midsection is currently black, blue and rather sore from this bound of stupidity.
I complained to my landlord and he agreed that I am a liability. He is currently installing:
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Phyl
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Automatic doors??????
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| Posted 10/4/07 7:26 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Posted by Phyl
Automatic doors??????
Is that what that's a picture of?  I couldn't figure it out  And if that is what your landlord is installing  You won't have to worry about doorknobs anymore!! 
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| Posted 10/4/07 7:28 PM |
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
I'll have you know I wasn't online last night to read about said fiasco, but it was narrated quite well to me when a certain someone arrived home!!
And I'll also have you know that those damn door knobs do the same thing to me!!!! Actually, I tend to have problems with doors as a whole.
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| Posted 10/4/07 7:29 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Message edited 11/11/2011 9:56:38 PM.
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| Posted 10/4/07 7:31 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Leslie
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
Just make sure the doors have come to a fully open position.
I can just see the next thread.
"I just got caught in the automatic doors"
Sorry you're all bruised up.
Hope you feel better.
Any other pearls of wisdom from Ed on this subject???
Ed continues to say that I should be more careful.
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:00 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Oh and I failed to tell you all that DH closed the bedroom door without me knowing it. When I got up in the middle of the night to do my thing, I walked right into the full length mirror only to be followed by falling into the bowl because he did not lower the seat. Mind you, he ALWAYS lowers the seat - this is NEVER an issue.
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:03 PM |
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Omg Leslie, what is Ed trying to DO to you!??!!!!!!!
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:07 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Message edited 11/11/2011 10:00:13 PM.
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:09 PM |
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Goldi0218
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Posted by imthecindyofcindyandkevin
Omg Leslie, what is Ed trying to DO to you!??!!!!!!!
I dunno. My life insurance policy ain't worth all that much.
(Yeah, you caught the school marm saying "ain't")
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:10 PM |
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
Posted by Goldi0218
Oh and I failed to tell you all that DH closed the bedroom door without me knowing it. When I got up in the middle of the night to do my thing, I walked right into the full length mirror only to be followed by falling into the bowl because he did not lower the seat. Mind you, he ALWAYS lowers the seat - this is NEVER an issue.
Has he taken out a large insurance policy on you recently???
Sounds like booby traps to me.
I would be very suspicious.
You said "booby"
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:11 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Message edited 11/11/2011 10:00:33 PM.
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Goldi0218
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
Posted by Goldi0218
Posted by imthecindyofcindyandkevin
Omg Leslie, what is Ed trying to DO to you!??!!!!!!!
I dunno. My life insurance policy ain't worth all that much.
(Yeah, you caught the school marm saying "ain't")
School Marm!
Made me think of the school teacher from LHOTP.
Oh Leslie you are damn funny!
Um why am I drawing a blank here? LHOTP?
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:14 PM |
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itkocak
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
Message edited 11/11/2011 10:00:45 PM.
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| Posted 10/4/07 8:16 PM |
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Re: Damn doorknob (Part Deux)
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Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
Posted by Goldi0218
Posted by imthecindyofcindyandkevin
Omg Leslie, what is Ed trying to DO to you!??!!!!!!!
I dunno. My life insurance policy ain't worth all that much.
(Yeah, you caught the school marm saying "ain't")
School Marm!
Made me think of the school teacher from LHOTP.
Oh Leslie you are damn funny!
Um why am I drawing a blank here? LHOTP?
I didn't get it either, I was running band names through my head!!!
I was thinking, ok school teacher in a music video...
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