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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
Member since 5/06 9746 total posts
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She who shall remain nameless
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female comebacks
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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MissJones
I need a nap!
Member since 5/05 22150 total posts
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Re: female comebacks
I wish I was that quick with comebacks! 
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| Posted 8/17/07 8:29 AM |
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LuckySV
LIF Adult
Member since 10/05 4675 total posts
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Re: female comebacks
Posted by MissJones
I wish I was that quick with comebacks!
Me, too!
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| Posted 8/17/07 8:42 AM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
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Genna
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Re: female comebacks
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| Posted 8/17/07 8:46 AM |
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