It was rumored that Madonna once had a rule to never make eye contact with her unless she makes eye contact with you. It was a queer rule, because how are you to know she's looking at you if you can't look at her! Well, looks like she got past that, but now she's developed a new rule.

At Saturday's Live Earth London her slaves were instructed to tell all reporters that they must maintain contact with her at all times during the interview. All questions had to be memorized and you couldn't even glance down to look at your notes or the interview would be over.

A source said, "It's intimidating enough interviewing Madonna, because she's so intense, but when we were given these weird orders it was even worse.

"We thought her people were just joking. But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious."

They were also told to never ask about Guy Ritchie, Kabbalah or her children.

What is with all these stupid rules? You can't ask them anything anymore more, you can't look at them, not you have to only look at them. Soon they are going to give you the questions to ask them.