Paris Hilton is being threatened by her future neighbors in the county jail where she's supposed to start her stint in the clink in June, according to Life & Style. Paris has reportedly received dispatches from inmates suggesting that she'll be "beaten to a pulp" and that her shoes might get stolen when she gets there. "These maniacs have been writing, 'We're going to get you' and 'I'm going to kill you.'" Being a socialite can be troublesome.

Meanwhile, while a petition to pardon Paris sits on the Governor's desk, another, circulated by IDontLikeYouInthatWay.com, is asking Schwarzenegger for the exact opposite -- to ensure that she gets no clemency.