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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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A little funny!
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South East Texas arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless." With that she stripped to the waist, rolled the dice, and yelled "Come on baby... Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down... and squealed...
"Yes! Yes! I Won! I Won!" She hugged each of the dealers... and then picked up her winnings and her clothes, and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded
Finally one of them asked "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral: Not all Southerners are stupid. Not all blondes are dumb. But all men.... are men.
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
Member since 2/07 17374 total posts
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: A little funny!
 
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| Posted 5/2/07 4:49 PM |
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shell
:-)
Member since 6/06 2988 total posts
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/2/07 4:52 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/2/07 4:53 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/2/07 5:06 PM |
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bikramaddict
mommy-to-be
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/2/07 5:27 PM |
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/2/07 5:45 PM |
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MrsSchwags
Soccer Baseball Lax Mom
Member since 10/05 11240 total posts
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Jennifer
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Re: A little funny!
i liked that!!!!
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| Posted 5/2/07 5:49 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/3/07 1:11 PM |
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Lauren
Very Happy!
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/3/07 1:36 PM |
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LuckySV
LIF Adult
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Re: A little funny!
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| Posted 5/3/07 1:41 PM |
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kerrycec03
Mom of 2 beautiful boys!!
Member since 6/06 13519 total posts
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Kerry
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Re: A little funny!
hehe!
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| Posted 5/3/07 2:17 PM |
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