LightUpOurLife
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Bonnie-Jean
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Funny joke
>> DON'T TAKE YOUR HUSBAND SHOPPING @ WALMART
>>
>> Mr. And Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her
>>husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping
>> trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves
>>to browse.
>>
>>
>> Here's a letter sent to Mrs. Fenton from Wal-Mart Management -
>>
>>
>> Dear Mrs. Fenton,
>> Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
>>commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban
>> both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on
>>our video surveillance equipment. The complaints against Mr. Fenton are
>>listed below.
>>
>> Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in
>>Walmart:
>>
>> 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
>>people's carts when they weren't looking.
>>
>> 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at
>>5-minute intervals.
>>
>> 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to
>>the restrooms.
>>
>> 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
>>tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... And watched what happened.
>>
>> 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of
>>M&M's on layaway.
>>
>> 6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a
>>carpeted area.
>>
>> 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and
>>told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from
>>the
>> bedding department.
>>
>> 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he
>>begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>>
>> 9. October 4: Looked right into the secur it camera; used it as
>>a mirror, and picked his nose.
>>
>> 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department,
>>asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
>>
>> 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly
>>humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
>>
>> 12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna
>>look"using different size funnels.
>>
>> 13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loudspeaker,
>>he assumes the fetal position and screams
>> "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>>
>> And last, but not least..............
>>
>> 14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
>>awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There Ain't NO toilet paper in
>> here!"
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Regards, Walmart
>>
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