Elbee
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For the Ladies
One Flaw In Women
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> By the time the Lord made woman,
> He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
> An angel appeared and said,
> "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
> have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
> and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
> have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
> -and she will do everything
> with only two hands."
>
> The angel was astounded at the requirements.
> "Only two hands!? No way!
> And that's just on the standard model?
> That's too much work for one day.
> Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>
> But I won't," the Lord protested.
> "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
> She already heals herself when she is sick
> AND can work 18 hour days."
>
> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
> "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
>
> "She is soft," the Lord agreed,
> "but I have also made her tough.
> You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>
> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>
> The Lord replied,
> "Not only will she be able to think,
> she will be able to reason and negotiate."
>
> The angel then noticed something,
> and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
> "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
> I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one."
>
> "That's not a leak,"
> the Lord corrected,
> "that's a tear!"
> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>
> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
> her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
> her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
> The angel was impressed.
> "You are a genius, Lord.
> You thought of everything!
> Woman is truly amazing."
>
> And she is!
> Women have strengths that amaze men.
> They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
> but they hold happiness,
> love and joy.
> They smile when they want to scream.
> They sing when they want to cry.
> They cry when they are happy
> and laugh when they are nervous.
> They fight for what they believe in.
> They stand up to injustice.
> They don't take "no" for an answer
> when they believe there is a better solution.
> They go without so their family can have.
> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
> They love unconditionally.
> They cry when their children excel
> and cheer when their friends get awards.
> They are happy when they hear about
> a birth or a wedding.
> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
> They grieve at the loss of a family member,
> yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
> They know that a hug and a kiss
> can heal a broken heart.
> Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
> to show how much they care about you.
> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
> They bring joy, hope and love.
> They have compassion and ideals.
> They give moral support to their family and friends.
> Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
> PLEASE pass this along to all your women friends and relatives
> to remind them just how amazing they are.
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