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rsquared
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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by SusiBee

I had to stop reading.
That is disgusting, caveman/cavewoman thinking.

Basically, the Gorgas believe that a wife should be a whore, not to be valued for anything except sex and housekeeping.

Fluck that !



Yup! All so your husband doesn't cheat, you know, because if he does, its your fault for not being sexy or submissive enough.

Posted 9/25/13 9:36 AM
 
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Posted 9/25/13 9:45 AM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by alli3131

The sex part aside I know a bunch of couples where the men expect the wife to have dinner waiting on the table when he gets home adn the house needs to look perfect 24/7



I will agree that this is a common expectation among many cultures/relationships. I think certain expectations of each partner is healthy, knowing what each person is "responsible" for, so to speak. But when it turns into something like this chick is describing, that she fears the consequences of not doing what her husband wants, that's controlling and abusive!

Posted 9/25/13 9:49 AM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Love "Italian" Style?
How freakin' insulting to an entire group of people -

This is disgusting, and pathetic, and has nothing to do w/ cultural norms or expectations ........

She's a pathetic moron, and he's a jackass.

Who ARE these people, and WHY WHY WHY are they writing books???

Posted 9/25/13 10:06 AM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by MarisaK

Love "Italian" Style?
How freakin' insulting to an entire group of people -

This is disgusting, and pathetic, and has nothing to do w/ cultural norms or expectations ........

She's a pathetic moron, and he's a jackass.




My thoughts exactly!

Posted 9/25/13 11:03 AM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by Naner325

I can't even believe I read that whole thing without puking. Do these two nut sacks SERIOUSLY think this is the way a marriage works? This chick is talking about how she holds in her sh!t all day until her husband leaves or goes to sleep because woman don't use the bathroom. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



With the size of her house, she needs to hold it or go to Burger King...WTF? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/25/13 12:55 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

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Posted by Naner325

I can't even believe I read that whole thing without puking. Do these two nut sacks SERIOUSLY think this is the way a marriage works? This chick is talking about how she holds in her sh!t all day until her husband leaves or goes to sleep because woman don't use the bathroom. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



With the size of her house, she needs to hold it or go to Burger King...WTF? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



She obviously never had IBS. Or her gallbladder removed.
Because let me tell you- under those 2 circumstances, sometimes there IS no holding it in!
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Posted 9/25/13 1:00 PM
 

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Melissa Gorga's Book

There are no words for how freaking CRAZY this is!?!?!?!?!

Posted 9/25/13 1:45 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by mommy2Alex

Posted by Naner325

I can't even believe I read that whole thing without puking. Do these two nut sacks SERIOUSLY think this is the way a marriage works? This chick is talking about how she holds in her sh!t all day until her husband leaves or goes to sleep because woman don't use the bathroom. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



With the size of her house, she needs to hold it or go to Burger King...WTF? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



She obviously never had IBS. Or her gallbladder removed.
Because let me tell you- under those 2 circumstances, sometimes there IS no holding it in!
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For real..Chat Icon

Posted 9/25/13 1:45 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Disgusting!

Posted 9/25/13 2:02 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

What I think is most pathetic is that I don't for a minute believe this is truly how their marriage runs. I think she wrote the book to be controversial so she can sell books and she doesn't care that she sold her soul to do it. Nor does she care how she is perceived as long as her book sells.

Posted 9/25/13 2:04 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by jellybean78

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by mommy2Alex

Posted by Naner325

I can't even believe I read that whole thing without puking. Do these two nut sacks SERIOUSLY think this is the way a marriage works? This chick is talking about how she holds in her sh!t all day until her husband leaves or goes to sleep because woman don't use the bathroom. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



With the size of her house, she needs to hold it or go to Burger King...WTF? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



She obviously never had IBS. Or her gallbladder removed.
Because let me tell you- under those 2 circumstances, sometimes there IS no holding it in!
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For real..Chat Icon



And she has three kids? How did she manage pregnant? If I left my house every time I needed to pass gas I would never be home!!!! I would have to take up residence at the BK! Chat Icon

Posted 9/25/13 2:23 PM
 

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Melissa Gorga's Book

GAH-ROSS

Posted 9/25/13 2:35 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

These two morons are fcuked in the head.

Posted 9/25/13 3:49 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by CookiePuss

What I think is most pathetic is that I don't for a minute believe this is truly how their marriage runs. I think she wrote the book to be controversial so she can sell books and she doesn't care that she sold her soul to do it. Nor does she care how she is perceived as long as her book sells.



AMEN!!!!! I mean come on people...do you really believe that this is truly the case? We know the whole RHNJ is all made up BS and so is her book! Its just to stir the pot, gain publicity and make $$. You truly can't believe that she is that dependent on him...she's making money off of the show, appearances, etc.

Posted 9/25/13 4:19 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by CookiePuss

What I think is most pathetic is that I don't for a minute believe this is truly how their marriage runs. I think she wrote the book to be controversial so she can sell books and she doesn't care that she sold her soul to do it. Nor does she care how she is perceived as long as her book sells.



I totally agree!!

Posted 9/25/13 4:21 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by rsquared

Posted by jellybean78

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by mommy2Alex

Posted by Naner325

I can't even believe I read that whole thing without puking. Do these two nut sacks SERIOUSLY think this is the way a marriage works? This chick is talking about how she holds in her sh!t all day until her husband leaves or goes to sleep because woman don't use the bathroom. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



With the size of her house, she needs to hold it or go to Burger King...WTF? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



She obviously never had IBS. Or her gallbladder removed.
Because let me tell you- under those 2 circumstances, sometimes there IS no holding it in!
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For real..Chat Icon



And she has three kids? How did she manage pregnant? If I left my house every time I needed to pass gas I would never be home!!!! I would have to take up residence at the BK! Chat Icon

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Wasn't there a whole thread a few years ago about a regular poster who doesn't pass gas or poo when her husband is home? If I remember correctly, she has a very traditional marriage too?

Posted 9/25/13 4:36 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

honestly I think this is all made up, to sell .

Posted 9/25/13 4:58 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Oh and I just read this " There is actually a hilarious customer review of the book on Amazon that gave it five stars:

Since I'm just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my "King" on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, "Dear King, This is your queen, I've shaved, haven't pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen."

I don't understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, "Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story". Who doesn't love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga's second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.

If you haven't read this yet, download some of Melissa's iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your "King". "

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Posted 9/25/13 5:02 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

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Oh and I just read this " There is actually a hilarious customer review of the book on Amazon that gave it five stars:

Since I'm just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my "King" on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, "Dear King, This is your queen, I've shaved, haven't pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen."

I don't understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, "Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story". Who doesn't love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga's second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.

If you haven't read this yet, download some of Melissa's iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your "King". "

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Posted 9/25/13 6:07 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by Kazuri



Wasn't there a whole thread a few years ago about a regular poster who doesn't pass gas or poo when her husband is home? If I remember correctly, she has a very traditional marriage too?



I do remember that thread the moment i read this one.. yes I dont remember the regular posters username but I remember saying something similar traditional marriage and If I am not mistake the poster was also Italian so maybe is something to do with "old school ways"

Posted 9/25/13 6:52 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

She's free to subscribe to these beliefs, if they're even hers, and to see herself as his servant...but I am free to think that she is demeaning herself.

Posted 9/25/13 7:30 PM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

Posted by springchick

Posted by Kazuri



Wasn't there a whole thread a few years ago about a regular poster who doesn't pass gas or poo when her husband is home? If I remember correctly, she has a very traditional marriage too?



I do remember that thread the moment i read this one.. yes I dont remember the regular posters username but I remember saying something similar traditional marriage and If I am not mistake the poster was also Italian so maybe is something to do with "old school ways"

. Wasn't there an episode on sex and the city that dealt with this subject ?

Posted 9/25/13 8:11 PM
 

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You guys are right, the reviews are SO FUNNY

One person wrote that they thought they were reading the transcription of a domestic abuse trial Chat Icon

Posted 9/26/13 9:19 AM
 

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Re: Melissa Gorga's Book

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Oh and I just read this " There is actually a hilarious customer review of the book on Amazon that gave it five stars:

Since I'm just learning to read books with lots of pages, my tutor thought this would be a good starter book for me. Before I started, I shaved my pits & legs, gave myself a good bikini waxing, threw on some yoga pants, and put on a super hot top over my to small push-up bra. I also ordered Chinese food & put it on a plate for when my man came home. I wrote a quick note to my "King" on the napkin next to the Chinese food. The note said, "Dear King, This is your queen, I've shaved, haven't pooped , and prepared this meal for you. You can find me in my recording studio, reading my first book with lots of pages. Your Devoted, Queen."

I don't understand all the hateful reviews. For a first time reader, I found the sentence structure to be very simple. Perhaps this book should be required reading for middle school girls. My favorite part of the book was, "Loin & The Ram: A Wild Love Story". Who doesn't love a great zodiac story! I hope Melissa Gorga's second book with lots of pages in it, has more zodiac stories.

If you haven't read this yet, download some of Melissa's iTunes songs, strap on some headphones, and engross yourself in the tale that Melissa Gorga wove. Just be sure to properly groom yourself and put some Chinese food on a plate for your "King". "

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Posted 9/26/13 9:28 AM
 
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