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maymama
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need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...
i thought this was funny - from my 28 month old son
so back story - he swung his bedroom door open and it hit into a book case that is partially behind the door - on top of the bookcase is his beta fish in bowl. I said to him "you have to be more careful! Your fish bowl could get knocked over and then Boots (yes from Dora ) will fall out and he could die!" I asked him if he knew what it meant to "die".
My son looked at me like "well, duh ma" and said "yep mama! it means no more batteries!"
I was hysterical. And, well, he is sort of right!
add your own! we could all use a good laugh!
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Posted 9/26/12 4:15 PM |
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...
DS told my mom to shake her bushie this morning when he really meant bootie.
Made me laugh.
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Posted 9/26/12 4:27 PM |
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CouponKT
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Posted 9/26/12 4:41 PM |
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MsSissy
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Posted 9/26/12 4:44 PM |
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maymama
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...
Posted by neener1211
DS told my mom to shake her bushie this morning when he really meant bootie.
Made me laugh.
i love it when i don't know if i should laugh or hang my head in shame and horror lol.
my son was running at a friends house and tripped and nailed his face on the corner of where two walls meet - it was AWFUL! bloody, bruised nose and mouth. after we were able to calm him and I had almost calmed myself he looks at me and says "i broke my face huh mama?" and i busted out half laughing, half crying. it was one of those moments
Message edited 9/26/2012 4:57:19 PM.
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Posted 9/26/12 4:57 PM |
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wingsofsong
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...
Love it!
Just today, my 2.5 year old told me I was handsome. My husband said, "Not handsome, Mommy is pretty." He said, "No Daddy, Mommy's not pretty. She's not wearing a dress!" Apparently, in his mind, pretty = wearing a dress
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Posted 9/26/12 5:32 PM |
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maymama
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...
Posted by wingsofsong
Love it!
Just today, my 2.5 year old told me I was handsome. My husband said, "Not handsome, Mommy is pretty." He said, "No Daddy, Mommy's not pretty. She's not wearing a dress!" Apparently, in his mind, pretty = wearing a dress
gotta love the lack of filter and how literal everything is
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Posted 9/26/12 5:42 PM |
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nrthshgrl
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