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need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...

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maymama
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need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...

i thought this was funny - from my 28 month old son

so back story - he swung his bedroom door open and it hit into a book case that is partially behind the door - on top of the bookcase is his beta fish in bowl. I said to him "you have to be more careful! Your fish bowl could get knocked over and then Boots (yes from Dora Chat Icon ) will fall out and he could die!" I asked him if he knew what it meant to "die".

My son looked at me like "well, duh ma" and said "yep mama! it means no more batteries!"

I was hysterical. And, well, he is sort of right!

add your own! Chat Icon we could all use a good laugh! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/26/12 4:15 PM
 
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neener1211
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...

DS told my mom to shake her bushie this morning when he really meant bootie.Chat Icon

Made me laugh.Chat Icon

Posted 9/26/12 4:27 PM
 

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Posted 9/26/12 4:41 PM
 

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Posted 9/26/12 4:44 PM
 

maymama
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...

Posted by neener1211

DS told my mom to shake her bushie this morning when he really meant bootie.Chat Icon

Made me laugh.Chat Icon



Chat Icon i love it when i don't know if i should laugh or hang my head in shame and horror lol.


my son was running at a friends house and tripped and nailed his face on the corner of where two walls meet - it was AWFUL! bloody, bruised nose and mouth. after we were able to calm him and I had almost calmed myself Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon he looks at me and says "i broke my face huh mama?" and i busted out half laughing, half crying. it was one of those moments Chat Icon

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Posted 9/26/12 4:57 PM
 

wingsofsong
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Love it!

Just today, my 2.5 year old told me I was handsome. My husband said, "Not handsome, Mommy is pretty." He said, "No Daddy, Mommy's not pretty. She's not wearing a dress!" Apparently, in his mind, pretty = wearing a dress Chat Icon

Posted 9/26/12 5:32 PM
 

maymama
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Re: need a laugh? things 2 yr olds say...

Posted by wingsofsong

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Love it!

Just today, my 2.5 year old told me I was handsome. My husband said, "Not handsome, Mommy is pretty." He said, "No Daddy, Mommy's not pretty. She's not wearing a dress!" Apparently, in his mind, pretty = wearing a dress Chat Icon



gotta love the lack of filter and how literal everything is Chat Icon

Posted 9/26/12 5:42 PM
 

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Posted 9/26/12 5:57 PM
 
 

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