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Shorty
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Pregnancy is...
peeing in a party cup because your DH has been in the shower for 17 minutes (he "ACCIDENTLY" locked the damn door) and you can't stop wiggling long enough to jimmy the door open with a knife.
Please add yours so I feel less awkward. hahahhahaha
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BethanyLynn
Love these munchkins
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Bethany
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Peeing in your pants...often...after every sneeze, cough, laugh
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MrsG72907
Mommy of 2 girls!
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Re: Pregnancy is...
screaming like someone attacked you when something/someone brushes up against your nipple/breast. DH looks at me like I am insane every time. 
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4PsInaPod
My Loves <3
Member since 7/07 10079 total posts
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Re: Pregnancy is...
omg 
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JDC112010
He's my hamball :)
Member since 10/10 1419 total posts
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Jessica
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Re: Pregnancy is...
yep, peeing my pants when I cough or sneeze.
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JenMarie
One day at a time
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Jennifer
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Pregnancy is going into 7-11 for 1 slurpee, and leaving with a slurpee, a candy bar, and a bag of chips...and feeling like eveyone else is judging you for your purchase
and peeing with every sneeze and belly laugh!
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Nayia
<3 <3 <3
Member since 10/07 1824 total posts
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Penny
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Re: Pregnancy is...
pregnancy is missing being able to see my feet when looking down.
I have been lucky no peeing when I caugh or sneeze.
The END ( last few weeks) of pregnancy is having Fred Flintstone feet, Angelina Jolie lips and fat hands from all the water retention. So NOT cool
Message edited 5/11/2011 9:51:28 PM.
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maybemommy10
Big Brothers to Be !
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Re: Pregnancy is...
One word. SHAVING.
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Nayia
<3 <3 <3
Member since 10/07 1824 total posts
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Penny
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by maybemommy10
One word. SHAVING.
oh just wait!!!! its gets harder. I swear its a work out for me once a week. LMAOOO
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lulu13
LIF Infant
Member since 1/11 222 total posts
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Catie
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by Nayia
Posted by maybemommy10
One word. SHAVING.
oh just wait!!!! its gets harder. I swear its a work out for me once a week. LMAOOO
OMG shaving is hilarious... DH has stepped to the plate and does it for me! In all spots!
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| Posted 5/11/11 11:19 PM |
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CrankyPants
I'm cranky
Member since 7/06 18178 total posts
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Mama Cranky
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by BethanyLynn
Peeing in your pants...often...after every sneeze, cough, laugh
This one
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starryeyes
Baby number 2 is on its way!
Member since 9/06 2020 total posts
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Kristin
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by CrankyPants
Posted by BethanyLynn
Peeing in your pants...often...after every sneeze, cough, laugh
This one
this!
also, having a oh so wonderful feeling of nausea 19 hours out of the day!
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Budjeg11
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by MrsG72907
screaming like someone attacked you when something/someone brushes up against your nipple/breast. DH looks at me like I am insane every time.
THIS!
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BethanyLynn
Love these munchkins
Member since 10/09 6295 total posts
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Bethany
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Oh and another...pigging out ridiculously..like half a container of ice cream..and then really trying to justify it cuz your pregnant. This is my new fav! I seriously gross myself out lately how much I can eat...
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EricaAlt
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Erica
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by BethanyLynn
Oh and another...pigging out ridiculously..like half a container of ice cream..and then really trying to justify it cuz your pregnant. This is my new fav! I seriously gross myself out lately how much I can eat...
Me too!!!
I don't even know why I get a bowl out when I usually just take scoopfuls out of the container.
DH said he liked me better b4 b/c I hardly finished my food and he'd eat some of it. Now I finish and go for his plate! 
Also, peeing a bit when I cough or sneeze
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chikita315
Love
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M-lo
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Feeling like I got gangbanged by the Giant Schlong Society, but not reaping any benefits
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BethanyLynn
Love these munchkins
Member since 10/09 6295 total posts
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Bethany
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by chikita315
Feeling like I got gangbanged by the Giant Schlong Society, but not reaping any benefits
OMG!!!! Peeing in my pants! So this!!!
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Jessica
I'm a mommy :)
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~Jess~
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yelley
Fortunate
Member since 11/07 3037 total posts
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Danielle
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These are so funny!
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buttercup
St. Jude pray for us...
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Re: Pregnancy is...
Posted by BethanyLynn
Oh and another...pigging out ridiculously..like half a container of ice cream..and then really trying to justify it cuz your pregnant. This is my new fav! I seriously gross myself out lately how much I can eat...
calcium for the baby but seriously this morning, I had a tortilla wrap for breakfast, and bought one for lunch.. which I ate at 10:30, as my second breakfast and now I'm eating almonds when I really want some thing big fat and cheesey.. 
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| Posted 5/12/11 11:57 AM |
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Shorty
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Member since 5/05 30390 total posts
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really
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Re: Pregnancy is...
i'm lucky: no leakage when sneezing, coughingor laughing, but when i gotta go, i gotta GO!
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Posted by buttercup
Posted by BethanyLynn
Oh and another...pigging out ridiculously..like half a container of ice cream..and then really trying to justify it cuz your pregnant. This is my new fav! I seriously gross myself out lately how much I can eat...
calcium for the baby but seriously this morning, I had a tortilla wrap for breakfast, and bought one for lunch.. which I ate at 10:30, as my second breakfast and now I'm eating almonds when I really want some thing big fat and cheesey..
LMAO! I eat "2nd Breakfast" everyday! And DH laughs at me whenever I talk about what I want for 2nd Breakfast!
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MrsKS
Thank You St. Gerard.....
Member since 12/09 8306 total posts
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Re: Pregnancy is...
love your story! and I'd of done the same!!!!
I actually had to pee in the shower once bc DH and I were walking in the door and I had to pee sooo bad. He knew that so he RAN INFRONT of me and got to the toilet before me.
How rude!! you jump infront of a preggo to pee!!!
I seriously couldn't hold it a second longer... so I pulled down my pants and peed in the shower drain.
He won the asssshole award that day!!! 
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kimbalina
Bring on the glitter and bows!
Member since 6/08 15158 total posts
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Kim
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Re: Pregnancy is...
LMAO! This is great! You ladies made me smile today!
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