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HoneyBadger
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The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
I totally LOL'd at this 
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| Posted 7/13/10 11:44 AM |
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anewday
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Dawn
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
 thanks for the chuckle
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| Posted 7/13/10 11:46 AM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
you know i wasn't sure if this should go on the relationships board, fashion board or here...
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| Posted 7/13/10 12:19 PM |
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MrsFishstick
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
Thanks!!
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| Posted 7/13/10 12:23 PM |
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MrsA714
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
I've heard this before and thought it was hilarious. I think the only difference was instead of Zorro it was Batman or something. Either way...it was funny!
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| Posted 7/13/10 12:27 PM |
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Alexandra17
Keep It Positive
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
lmao
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| Posted 7/13/10 12:32 PM |
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LadyBug1209
Mommy to FOUR little men!
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
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| Posted 7/13/10 1:02 PM |
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Gatsbygirl
Please St. Therese....
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
And ya know there is some truth here!
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| Posted 7/13/10 1:06 PM |
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curlywife5808
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Mary
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Re: The Black Bra (NOPE THIS IS NOT FASHION RELATED)
LOL
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| Posted 7/13/10 1:16 PM |
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