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jam11308
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Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Seriously 
Our little guy had a rough night, so I brought him into bed w/us at about 5:30am because we couldn't take the up & down anymore. I had a Yo Gabba Gabba on the DVR for just such an occasion, so I put it on. I close my eyes & suddenly I hear something that is most def not DJ Lance! So I open my eyes & see that the little monkey had grabbed the remote, changed the channel & was watching porn!!!!  I yelped & woke dh up! We don't get "those channels" so we thought he ordered it somehow...it turns out that it was a Skin-a-max (Cinemax) movie that he found! It was funny as heck, but WTH are they doing broadcasting soft-core porn at 6am?!!?
Here's a pic of the little horn-dog! 
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shapla79
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
LOL. DS ordered a pay-per-view movie when DH wasn't looking. We finally put a parental lock on the pay-per-view. What DH and I are wondering is how to block titles from even showing up in the guide (such as the skin-a-max stuff) when he gets old enough to read. I guess we'll have to ask FIOS!
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Kate
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
He is going to laugh at that one day. That story will be a classic!
eta. so cute!
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jam11308
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Posted by shapla79
LOL. DS ordered a pay-per-view movie when DH wasn't looking. We finally put a parental lock on the pay-per-view. What DH and I are wondering is how to block titles from even showing up in the guide (such as the skin-a-max stuff) when he gets old enough to read. I guess we'll have to ask FIOS!
I guess we may need to do a parental lock too if he's having such success w/the remote. Blocking titles in the guide is a great idea - some of them make me  sometimes lol
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
aaaahhahahahaaha
I love his sly face!!!
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BethanyLynn
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Horn-dog
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Mere09
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Oh myyyy
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eddiesmommy
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! hahahahah
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jam11308
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Posted by Shorty
aaaahhahahahaaha
I love his sly face!!!
Yeah - he always looks like he's up to something lately
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BeachMom
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curlywife5808
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
He is so cute
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vegalady
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maybeamommy
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
OMGGGG that's hysterical!!!!!!!!!!
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alisha
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
OMG too funny!
He is a cutie BTW.
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neener1211
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
I'm going to have to keep him away from my daughter!!!!!
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TaraHutch
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
OMG I AM DYING
I WOULD DIE...I'm always paranoid cuz DH insists on having Playboy and he DVRs a bunch of things. The worst is when my mom comes over, and she goes to the DVR to show Riley Yo Gabba Gabba episodes so there are plenty of other questionable titles in there  . The funny thing is my mom never knew how to do it until Riley accidentally hit the DVR button. So forget it, if one day Riley accidentally hits one of the porn movies!
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Angel321
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
OH MY GOD that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!
just YESTERDAY - my sitter told us to call our cable provider and have them put a lock on our account just in case Em gets our remote & orders stuff (she had that happen and they wouldn't refund her money - her son ordered TONS of ppv stuff - porn and movies and she KNOWS it was him because it was during the day - when only she & he were home).
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jam11308
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Posted by neener1211
I'm going to have to keep him away from my daughter!!!!!
You are - he's apparently a man on the prowl! LMAO! I'm worried what his teen years are going to be like if he's starting THIS early!
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jam11308
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Posted by TaraGotHutched
OMG I AM DYING
I WOULD DIE...I'm always paranoid cuz DH insists on having Playboy and he DVRs a bunch of things. The worst is when my mom comes over, and she goes to the DVR to show Riley Yo Gabba Gabba episodes so there are plenty of other questionable titles in there . The funny thing is my mom never knew how to do it until Riley accidentally hit the DVR button. So forget it, if one day Riley accidentally hits one of the porn movies!
OMG I would die if that happened to my mom!!!!
I can safely say we'll never pay for Playboy - 1st thing out of my frugal dh's mouth was "Oh no - I hope that doesn't cost us money!!"
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jam11308
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Posted by davenjess
just YESTERDAY - my sitter told us to call our cable provider and have them put a lock on our account just in case Em gets our remote & orders stuff
See? You & Sharmin are giving me some good advice here - I'd better get that lock ASAP!! God know what this kid will want to watch when he hits the ripe old age of 1!! 
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mooshyboo
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
hysterical
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dooodles
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
Victoria did this about a year ago as well!! She hit something on the cable box and then turned the box off. When I went to feed the baby, porn came on (Victoria was napping) and I couldn't believe my eyes. DH wasn't even home so I couldn't blame him 
I called and had the channels blocked right away!
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JsWife
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Re: Caught my 9m old watching PORN this morning!!
OMG that is sooo funny!
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