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Tine73
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Had to share - email about an estate sale!
So there's a company out here who runs estate sales. I'm on their email list and tend to go when I see something that sounds interesting or if it sounds like a cool house to check out.
This week's email take's the cake. I just had to pass it along. Dibs on the on the butt plugs... 
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>> From: [email protected]
>> Date: November 17, 2009 10:13:59 PM EST
>> To: [email protected]
>> Subject: ESTATE SALE THIS FRI & SAT --ST. jAMES
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>> Good evening!! this Friday & Saturday we will be having a large estate in St. James/ Nissequogue. Rain/shine. 11/20 & 11/21 9:30-4:00
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>> Sunday we will be in Farmingdale--I will send that email out on Thursday .
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>> There are some things you need to know about NIssequogue... #1--Police---they are very happy to ticket you, so please follow my instructions. Do not park on the street. There will be PLENTY of parking on the property and there is an entrance road & exit . I will have signs directing.
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>> ****************Address: 435 Nissequogue River Road --St. James /Nissequogue ***********************
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> An Artifacts exclusive!! you can actually purchase the corpse of the resident! Bidding starts at $1!! Happy Hunting
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>> This house overlooks the Nissequogue river--very pretty view!!
>> 3 Floors full. house smells of vomit but you get used to it!
>> Designer decorated
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>> Most of the furniture is Drexel
>> Bar
>> Stools
>> Art
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>> Leather wing back recliner
>> armoires
>> ottomans
>> but plugs -many sizes
>> desks
>> file cabinets
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>> Christmas==dept 56
>> game table w/ 4 chairs
>> sectional w/ sleeper
>> marble table
>> huge rubber dildo collection
>> cd's
>> kitchen table --6 chairs
>> chandeliers
>> cum soiled linens
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>> end tables
>> area rugs--large & small
>> German pieces
>> bombay chest
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>> jewelry
>> Steiff animals
>> Bararian
>> large lladro
>> capiodimonte
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>> swavarski
>> lenox
>> steins
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>> Schumann Baby grand piano---beautiful condition--gloss White
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>> frames
>> couches
>> sofa tabless
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>> dining room table w/ 8 chairs
>> carved bookcases & corner cases
>> french chairs
>> mirrors
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>> bronze
>> goebel
>> German plaques
>> Delft
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>> King Bedroom Suite
>> Norwegian style Full bedroom suite
>> twin white french provincial bedroom
>> Queen white bedroom with captain platform bed
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>> bakers racks
>> Quality clothing galore , shoes --handbags
>> lamps
>> china cabinet
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>> collectibles
>> kitchenware
>> crystal
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>> kitchen aide blender like new
>> sewing machine
>> 6 panel screen --horse scene
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>> boxed giftware
>> perfumes
>> slingback outdoor chairs
>> some outdoor garden items
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>> so much more!!
>> Hope to see you for a lot of fun!!
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>> Happy hunting!!
>> Jane & crew
>> ARTIFACTS LIQUIDATORS INC.
>> P.O. BOX 576
>> PORT JEFFERSON, N.Y 11776
>> 516-695-0315
>> 631-205-0562
>> WWW.Artifactsli.com
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
Posted by Tine73
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house smells of vomit but you get used to it!
>> but plugs -many sizes
>> huge rubber dildo collection
>> cum soiled linens
>> WWW.Artifactsli.com
 I love choosing my soiled linens while sniffing vomit...
Someone MUST have altered that e-mail before it went out... I mean REALLY???????????? i think it's hysterical, though!
Message edited 11/18/2009 12:44:09 PM.
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| Posted 11/18/09 12:41 PM |
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Lisa
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
that is too funny!
I would just go to see if the ad is true.
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| Posted 11/18/09 12:45 PM |
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Mrs007
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
OMG butt plugs, cum soiled linens and dildos???? Ok someone needs to go and take pics! Oh and bidding on the corpse of the resident??? 
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| Posted 11/18/09 12:46 PM |
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MsSissy
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
Posted by Tine73
> An Artifacts exclusive!! you can actually purchase the corpse of the resident! Bidding starts at $1!! Happy Hunting
....I'm guessing someone definitely hacked into this before it went out
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| Posted 11/18/09 12:47 PM |
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Salason
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
you're going right? 
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| Posted 11/18/09 12:48 PM |
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neener1211
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
I would take the listing with me, and say "Can I take a look at the highlighted items."
And watch their face.
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| Posted 11/18/09 12:50 PM |
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Jenn627
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
I so want to go to this. 
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| Posted 11/18/09 1:00 PM |
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KGools
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
They sold me at butt-plugs...all sizes.
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| Posted 11/18/09 1:03 PM |
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JandJ1224
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
How do these sales work, how discounted are items usually? I have never seen this before.
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| Posted 11/18/09 1:05 PM |
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HeatherRose
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| Posted 11/18/09 2:43 PM |
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hcsf
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
That is
Maybe it was the persons last day at the company and he wanted to go out with bang....how many of us always wanted to do that??!!!
house
This might be the house.....it looks like it has things mentioned above....bar stools...piano....they must have left off some items by mistake..LOL
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| Posted 11/18/09 3:11 PM |
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Deeluvsvinny
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
this cannot be real. even the way they say " house smells of vomit, you get used to it" !!! who says that? and cum soiled linens..that's just too extreme.
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| Posted 11/18/09 3:38 PM |
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JldDolphin
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
Posted by KP7309
OMG butt plugs, cum soiled linens and dildos???? Ok someone needs to go and take pics! Oh and bidding on the corpse of the resident???
I'm laughing my a$$ off at my desk right now.
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| Posted 11/18/09 5:09 PM |
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happytobreathe
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
Who wants to carpool? It is a far drive!
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| Posted 11/18/09 5:44 PM |
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DRMom
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
You should really e-mail her and let her know. We think its funny but I am sure it is costing her business
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| Posted 11/19/09 9:09 AM |
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MrsDrMatt
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
you can actually purchase the corpse of the resident! Bidding starts at $1!!
This is my favorite part!
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| Posted 11/19/09 2:01 PM |
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MrsRivera
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
That is insane!!!!
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| Posted 11/21/09 10:13 AM |
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pickles16
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/21/09 12:59 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
Oh there are so many many things about this that have me ----->
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| Posted 11/21/09 1:40 PM |
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SJSM
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
I went yesterday. There was no corpse or butt plugs and the house did not smell of vomit.
I did get a whole alpine village dept set - 9 lighted houses with a ton of accessories for $ 100.00
Dept 56
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Jackie24
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
I'm so there!
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| Posted 11/21/09 9:15 PM |
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sunnyflies
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Re: Had to share - email about an estate sale!
Posted by SJSM
I went yesterday. There was no corpse or butt plugs and the house did not smell of vomit.
Dept 56
So disappointing! 
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