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The Mom Test

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Disneygirl
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The Mom Test

Thought I'd share this email with you guys. It made me chuckle:

The Mom Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from
her and I asked her not to do that. 'Why?' my daughter asked. 'Because it's
been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and
probably has germs' I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with
total admiration and asked, 'Momma, how do you know all this stuff, you are
so smart.' I was thinking quickly. 'All moms know this stuff. It's on the
Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom.' We walked
along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this
new information. 'OH...I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the
test you have to be the dad. ''Exactly' I replied back with a big smile on
my face.

Posted 9/12/07 7:47 AM
 
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mitabtrfly

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Re: The Mom Test

HOW CUTE!!!!!!

Posted 9/12/07 7:57 AM
 

Shelly
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Re: The Mom Test

OMG! i love it!!

Posted 9/12/07 8:11 AM
 

GenLCSW
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Genna

Re: The Mom Test

Chat Icon love it!!!

Posted 9/12/07 8:19 AM
 

GoldenRod
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Shawn

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I thought you were going to say that if you fail the Mom Test, you get to be the opening act on MTV's VMA show.... Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/12/07 8:27 AM
 

mama2charles
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Tina

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I loved it... Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/12/07 8:35 AM
 
 

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