Dear Tyra Banks,

dear miss banks,
you are annoying. you are really so annoying.

you are not funny. at all. your pathetic attempts at 'jokes' (and i use teh term loosely) only makes me feel somewhat sorry for you.

how you got your own television talk show is way beyond my comprehension. i really don't need to know tips how to get garlic stink off of my hands, or how to wash bras and undies most efficiently. if i did i am sure i could ask a friend or look online.
which makes me wonder.... does your show have multiple personalities? i mean, having a segment with a man whose wife killed all of their children only to be followed by something like washing your hair with mayonaise makes it shine is really retarded and i think a tad disrespectful.

you are not cute. stop trying to be all cutesy. you are a giant beast. and that is not cute.

which brings me to my next point. you are not a model anymore. please give it up. the world is over you and your catwalk strut. please let it go. move on with your life. focus on things like better show topics.

i am not even going to get into how much i want to slap you when i see you on America's Next Top Model. everything you do is just an excuse to strike a pose and have all eyes on you. you dumb whore.

so you put on some weight. "so what?" in your words. yes tyra, thats exactly right, so freaking what. do you want a medal because you are like a "real" woman now? cuz youre not going to get it from me. in fact, all youre going to get is bad press. not my fault. if you dont like it, dont go skimping around the beach in a little bathing suit if you know paparazzi is around.

i saw you on Punk'd. you're a b*tch. sorry, but its the truth. and you eat ribs like a f*cking pig. have some class.

the word is "voila" not "woila" stupid cow.

i think thats all for now.
stay fierce,
girl who will slap you if she ever runs into you in person.

p.s. i hate your mom too.

Re: Dear Tyra Banks,

OMG, I like Tyra!

What'd she do to you, Jes? She's a dumb whore?! OMG...you are funny at times, lady....

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i agree a MILLION times over jesaroo

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Posted by MsMBV

Posted by Jesaroo

the word is "voila" not "woila" stupid cow.

Re: Dear Tyra Banks,

She conveys herself to be the most conceited and self centered person ever.

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well that is how she pronounced it. i shoulda spelled it like that!

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i agree....cant stand her!

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Tell us how you *really* feel, Jes.

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I can't watch her show if it was the last thing on tv...such a dumb azz!

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OMG OK, that was a little harsh, but I agree on so many points. She is such a fake self centered, egotistical poser.

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Whoa!! I don't think I've ever hated a celebrity that much.

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i can't stand her

Opie and Anthony rip her apart and it is hysterical!

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I have such a love hate relationship with her - but either way I adore your letter - and I think you are dead on!

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harsh.

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I turned her show on the other day and turned it off. She really bothers me also.

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