JennCo
My greatest joy is my baby boy
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LOL....The Washcloth
The Washcloth
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>>This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
>>alive today who won't crack up over this!
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>>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
>>Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
>>that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 A.M. I had only
>>just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
>>8:45 A.M. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
>>any time to spare.
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>>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
>>making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
>>full effort.
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>>So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was
>>sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
>>make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
>>clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
>>appointment.
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>>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
>>Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
>>looked over at the other side of the room, and pretended that I was in
>>Paris or some other place a million miles away.
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>>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an
>>extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
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>>I didn't respond.
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>>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
>>of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
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>>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
>>from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
>>another one from the cupboard.
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>>She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
>>my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
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>>I am NEVER going back to that doctor EVER!!
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