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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Funny joke!!
3 THINGS TO THINK ABOUT:
1. COWS
2. THE CONSTITUTION
3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
ON COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where
she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.
ON THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq, why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked
for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
ON THE TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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Re: Funny joke!!
LOL
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| Posted 6/6/07 9:55 AM |
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mikeswife06
Drama Momma
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Anne
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Re: Funny joke!!
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| Posted 6/6/07 9:55 AM |
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: Funny joke!!
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| Posted 6/6/07 10:00 AM |
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DDB336
LIF Toddler
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Diana
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Re: Funny joke!!
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| Posted 6/6/07 10:24 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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Re: Funny joke!!
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| Posted 6/6/07 11:14 AM |
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Funny joke!!
especially about the 10 commandments
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| Posted 6/6/07 11:18 AM |
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
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Re: Funny joke!!
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| Posted 6/6/07 11:58 AM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Funny joke!!
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| Posted 6/6/07 1:20 PM |
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