Words only women use

1.) FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


ONG, everytime I say this to DH he says "are you sure, is this going to get me in trouble later?"


Perfect.

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Guys use these words too.... just slightly different meanings.


1.) FINE = OK. It's much faster and easier to just say FINE than give an actual opinion (or have to come up with an opinion)
2.) Five Minutes = Five Minutes
3.) Nothing = Nothing. Honestly, guys can spend large amounts of time doing or thinking about literally nothing...
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare.... Do It! Usually spoken to a guy who is about to do something stupid.
5) Loud Sigh = FINE... as in "Honey, can you take the garbage out?" ..... *Sigh*
6.) That's Okay = FINE. as in "Do you like this dress?" .... "That's OK", even if we didn't look up from the football game on TV to even see.
7.) Thanks = I appreciate the thought you put into getting a beer from the fridge for me when you were getting one for yourself. I owe you one.
8.) Whatever =FINE.... As in "What do you want for dinner?"... "Whatever"
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it = "If I say this, will you let me finish watching the game?"

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Posted by GoldenRod

Guys use these words too.... just slightly different meanings.


1.) FINE = OK. It's much faster and easier to just say FINE than give an actual opinion (or have to come up with an opinion)
2.) Five Minutes = Five Minutes
3.) Nothing = Nothing. Honestly, guys can spend large amounts of time doing or thinking about literally nothing...
4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare.... Do It! Usually spoken to a guy who is about to do something stupid.
5) Loud Sigh = FINE... as in "Honey, can you take the garbage out?" ..... *Sigh*
6.) That's Okay = FINE. as in "Do you like this dress?" .... "That's OK", even if we didn't look up from the football game on TV to even see.
7.) Thanks = I appreciate the thought you put into getting a beer from the fridge for me when you were getting one for yourself. I owe you one.
8.) Whatever =FINE.... As in "What do you want for dinner?"... "Whatever"
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it = "If I say this, will you let me finish watching the game?"

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Peas, were you at my house last night?

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Posted by MsMBV

Peas, were you at my house last night?

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Okay, i know you're spying on my conversations with DH!

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DH despises when I say "whatever"