Funny email I just got

Birth Order of Children

This was just too funny to pass on! It will put a smile on your face if not make you laugh really hard!

1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy.

2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.

3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.

Preparing for the Birth:

1st baby: You practice your breathing
religiously.

2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time, breathing didn't' do a thing.

3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.

The Layette:

1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little
bureau.

2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest
stains.

3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?

Worries:

1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a
whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.

2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.

3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.

Pacifier:
1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.

2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle.

3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.

Diapering:

1st baby: You change your baby's diapers every hour, whether they need it or not.

2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three hours, if needed.

3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to
their knees.

Activities:

1st baby: You take your infant to Baby
Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.

2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby
Gymnastics.

3rd baby: You take your infant to the
supermarket and the dry cleaner.

Going Out:

1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.

2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached.

3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE:
At Home:

1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.

2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting
the baby.

3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.

Swallowing Coins (a favorite):

1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.

2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.

3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you deduct it from his allowance!

Re: Funny email I just got

Very cute!

Re: Funny email I just got

That is pretty funny. I'll have to keep that for a few years and see how true it is!

Re: Funny email I just got

very cute!!!!!!!!!!!