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mrswask
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Michal
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Funny Email Joke I Just Got
NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. Can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. Package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
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mrsmck
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Donna
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Re: Funny Email Joke I Just Got
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june262004
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Kristin
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: Funny Email Joke I Just Got
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| Posted 1/14/07 9:24 PM |
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AndreaLMT
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Reese1106
Family of 4! :o)
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Phyl
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LI2VA
Love my life!!
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Melissa
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Re: Funny Email Joke I Just Got
OMG that was great!
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| Posted 1/14/07 10:45 PM |
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jerrysgirl
I love my hot dog!!
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E & J
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: Funny Email Joke I Just Got
that wasn't the punch line I was expecting!
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| Posted 1/14/07 10:52 PM |
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
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Mel
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Re: Funny Email Joke I Just Got
Posted by Christine
that wasn't the punch line I was expecting!
I agree, but it was funny!
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