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Mrs-Boop
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Jaime
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Funny little email I received!!
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are
divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about," the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like Heck they're getting a divorce, she shouts. "I'll take care of
this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
That is great!
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| Posted 12/13/06 6:58 PM |
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MelissaG
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 7:16 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Kristin
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
cute
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| Posted 12/13/06 7:42 PM |
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Shanti
True love
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 7:43 PM |
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dpli
Daylight savings :)
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 8:17 PM |
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moonlithaze
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 8:18 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 8:22 PM |
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Moehick
Ready for the sun!
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 8:23 PM |
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Myrockette
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Re: Funny little email I received!!
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| Posted 12/13/06 8:51 PM |
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