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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Well it wasn't me that was drunk but my dh and his friend were drinking in Rockville Centre one night. The two of them were doing 151 shots. My dh surprisingly held his liquor as well as his friend. Now I"m driving these drunks home and his friend, who is sitting in the backseat, says pull over, I'm going to throw up. I screamed...NOT IN MY CAR!!! I pull over, he pushes the front seat forward, leans his head out the door and pukes right there on the curb. Some guy that was standing there on the corner was cracking up and said...Boy...it looks like you puked up a lung!!! Everyone that was standing on the corner was PITP!!!
Another time, my friend and I were drunk at some bar and we had to go to the bathroom. My dh and her dh were waiting outside. While we were in there, we were slamming the bathroom doors and making this loud sound. My dh came into the bathroom to see if we were okay because he said it sounded like gunshots...
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Here's my DH drunk story.
We were married about a month. He hadn't seen his friends so I pushed him to go out. He came home completely trashed, made it up the stairs & passed out on the hallway floor. I couldn't move him, I couldn't wake him up.
I did what any good wife would do. I masktaped on outline of his body (ala a homicide scene), called my sister so she could come over & admire my good work.
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Stefanie
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by nrthshgrl
Here's my DH drunk story.
We were married about a month. He hadn't seen his friends so I pushed him to go out. He came home completely trashed, made it up the stairs & passed out on the hallway floor. I couldn't move him, I couldn't wake him up.
I did what any good wife would do. I masktaped on outline of his body (ala a homicide scene), called my sister so she could come over & admire my good work.
You should have taken pictures...
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by LaurenExp
Those were the days...
and then there was that time you were a bridesmaid in a wedding party.....  
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Libragal07
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by nrthshgrl
Here's my DH drunk story.
We were married about a month. He hadn't seen his friends so I pushed him to go out. He came home completely trashed, made it up the stairs & passed out on the hallway floor. I couldn't move him, I couldn't wake him up.
I did what any good wife would do. I masktaped on outline of his body (ala a homicide scene), called my sister so she could come over & admire my good work.
OMG please tell me you have pictures?!?!?!?!
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
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OMG please tell me you have pictures?!?!?!?!
Nope no pictures. I wasn't into photography back then & didn't even think about it.
I'm sure he'll do it again some day - I'll be sure to have the masking tape ready.
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DRMom
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
I've got a really good one I think I've posted it before but it's worth another shot:
A friend(who posts on this board-TwinMam take a bow) and I went on a cruise form iami to areas in Mexico. The day we stopped in Cozumel we said oh we'll do some shopping and have a couple of drinks. Before we got off teh boat a BIG deal was made about getting back on time stating that if we weren't back on time we would have to fly home on our own dime.
We did about 10 minutes of shopping and hit Carlos and Charlies. After a few hrs I said we'd better go and my friend started debating the time the ship was leaving 6 or 6:30. We argued about it in a drunken fashion until we finally decided to leave. We walked back to the dock about 6:15 and saw our ship about 1/2 mile out to sea.
We started yelling and a guy came over and somehow understood what we were saying and got on a walkie talkie. About 5 minutes later a speedboat pulls up with two BOYS in it and we jump on the bow. They start racing toward the ship which has stopped out at sea. We get to the ship and they throw down a rope ladder. This is about a 5 story climb over open water. We are both still high on tequila so we are kind of laughing. Everyone on teh boat is standing at the railing screaming and cheering. We climbed up the ladder and got into the ship and were celebrities for the rest of the cruise. Good Times!
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
I went to happy hour with my best friend but was supposed to meet a guy friend at the movies afterwards to see jurassic park 2 or something. She begged me to stay at the bar but I told her I had to go. So I get to the theater and hes already inside. I have to go in to look for him and I am screaming out his name and people are staring at me. Then I get to him, sit down, and realize I have to pee SO BAD! So I make my way out again, past all these people, go to pee and come back. Soon as I sit down, I gotta go again! So I go but this time I fall down almost a whole flight of stairs! I refused to go back in, so I waited outside until the movie was over and he came out with all my stuff laughing at me.
Another time I mixed beer, with cider and shots. Needless to say at the very moment a "hot guy" approaches me, I have to literally RUN to the bathroom and puke all over the place. And I mean ALL OVER! I had to run out of the bar with the hot guy just looking on. Ahhh the memories!
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by melijane
I've got a really good one I think I've posted it before but it's worth another shot:
A friend(who posts on this board-TwinMam take a bow) and I went on a cruise form iami to areas in Mexico. The day we stopped in Cozumel we said oh we'll do some shopping and have a couple of drinks. Before we got off teh boat a BIG deal was made about getting back on time stating that if we weren't back on time we would have to fly home on our own dime.
We did about 10 minutes of shopping and hit Carlos and Charlies. After a few hrs I said we'd better go and my friend started debating the time the ship was leaving 6 or 6:30. We argued about it in a drunken fashion until we finally decided to leave. We walked back to the dock about 6:15 and saw our ship about 1/2 mile out to sea.
We started yelling and a guy came over and somehow understood what we were saying and got on a walkie talkie. About 5 minutes later a speedboat pulls up with two BOYS in it and we jump on the bow. They start racing toward the ship which has stopped out at sea. We get to the ship and they throw down a rope ladder. This is about a 5 story climb over open water. We are both still high on tequila so we are kind of laughing. Everyone on teh boat is standing at the railing screaming and cheering. We climbed up the ladder and got into the ship and were celebrities for the rest of the cruise. Good Times!
 I think this story is hilarious.
My drunk story was on a cruise ship too. We were all in the bar on the ship and drinking shot after shot along with blue moon martinis. After a few hours I realize I'm going to be sick. I run to the bathroom but didn't make it and threw up outside the bar. I go back in and find FH and tell him that I just got sick - he has his niece and friend take me to the bathroom to clean up and then he brings me to bed. I have never felt so sick in my life. When we finally get up the next morning (1pm) and miss half of Aruba. I realize that I have a bump on my head that really hurts. So FH niece tells me that when they took me to the bathroom (which I didn't even remember) I cracked my head on the bathroom stall and never felt a thing. To this day they all bring up that night and laugh at me.
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by Shorty
In one night, I drank half a bottle of cherry pucker, then proceeded to
-called some chick that lived on Rich's floor, "Shrek" because she REALLY looked like him! I meant it as nicely as possible, but I guess when you call someone Shrek, it never comes out nicely....
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LaurenExp
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by nrthshgrl
and then there was that time you were a bridesmaid in a wedding party.....
Believe me, that was nothing!
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mrswask
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
I would not even know where to begin!!!
I could categorize my stories and write books:
College, Summertime, Family Bar Mitzvah's, Happy Hours
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Redhead
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Posted by mrswask
I would not even know where to begin!!!
I could categorize my stories and write books:
College, Summertime, Family Bar Mitzvah's, Happy Hours
DITTO
although mine would be:
falls, fights, friends and fellas
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BikerGrl
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Scary...maybe not so funny
I drank windshield washer fluid once thinking DH handed me a bottle of snapple to drink
Why did I not notice it was gallon jug you may ask? Guess because I was blind drunk, throwing up along Montauk hwy. from Lindehurst to Massapequa and when we stopped at the diner parking lot my hands were numb, I probably couldn't see & he appartantly wanted me to RINSE THE SIDE OF THE CAR OFF! Not drink it
Not really an easy story to explain to people!
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CkGm
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
Now remember I am currently 36 years old. This happened about 2 years ago.
My DH, brother, SIL and a couple of friends were drinking all night at their friend's house who happened to live up a hill, across a busy street from the beach here in CA. My brother used to live right on the beach and we used to go skinny dipping all the time- just run out in front of his house and down the beach.
So someone gets the bright idea that we should go skinny dipping from this guy's house about 1/4 from the beach. Do we calmly take off our clothes down at the beach and jump in- oh no, we are truly wasted and undress right at his house and all make a run for it.
Remember it is downhill so its an easy run down to the beach. This is a big hill with a busy intersection to cross- the trip down was easy, the trip up hill after the swim not too much. I do remember falling into someone's planter on the way but that's about it.
Apparently we made a lot of noise when we returned cleaning off the sand with the outdoor hose since the next morning the neighbors reved their motorcycles and told DH and I to "take that with your hangover" as we looked out the window.
Good times, Good times-
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CkGm
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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??
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Waaaaayyyyy too many and way too embarassing!
Ooo C'mon and share!!!!!
Ok here is an innocent one... I got soooo drunk at Porky's NYC and when we got to Penn to go home, all the girls didnt make it down the stairs and it was that last train before that 5:00am one or whatever time it is so I got on alone and then started to change my mind but the doors closed on me so I stayed on the train and drunk dialed everyone on my cell phone crying that I was scared. That same night I ate a shishkabob, dropped 1/2 of it on the floor and I tried to pick it back up and eat it but thank god my friend stopped me.
ETA: Now you have me thinking of all the stories and I am sitting at my desk trying not to laugh.
Awww... the shishkabob days- that reminds me of drinking on bell blvd in my 20's...memories...
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