Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by MrsF519

Posted by Libragal07

THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY......

OMG! You win! BTW, where can I get me one of those????

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by Libragal07

Posted by MrsF519

Posted by Libragal07

THIS IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY......

OMG! You win! BTW, where can I get me one of those????

Right here....

BLOW UP PENIS

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Yeah, I have tons of them, but I don't want to incriminate myself as one involved my wine glass and a bartender's head

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

LMAO

Keep the stories coming!

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

I spent 4 years drunk so I have a couple.

1) My friends were trying to carry me home (a whole half block) and dropped me on a strangers porch and rang the bell. So I woke up the next morning with a pillow and blanket on a strangers couch. I don't remember any of this, but my friends still laugh about it.
2) I did the NSYNC " I want you back" dance on a bar.

3) I barfed on my friends new shoes on New Year's Eve 2001. He got po'd and put me in a cab to Hoboken. I came to in the middle of Harlem and started to yell at the cabbie, " Hoboken! Hoboken! You know its in Jersey?" The cabbie took me to Hoboken at no charge.

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Just the usual, dancing on bars, having friends pull over so I could be sick, spending the night curled up on the bathroom floor. EMS/Fire people are crazy, what can I say?

I don't have any great pictures like the ones already posted.

But there's this one, entitled, "Do I have something in my teeth?"

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Well, I was, umm...17?

I went out to my boyfriend's house with a friend of mine. He's parents were away and he decided to have a little party. So, I drank a half of a bottle of Canadian Whiskey. Needless to say, I was pretty hammered. So, I don't remember much about that evening until I got home. It took my friend a half of an hour to get me from the street in front of my house to my front door. I kept falling. My boyfriend had given me a pot to throw up in. She said I was standing there outside the car door. Looking all peaceful when suddenly she told me to walk and evidentally my foot was caught on the seatbelt and I fell on my face. Basically the rest of the time getting me to my front door was me crawling on my hands and knees and taking breaks to throw up in the pot. Finally, I get to the door. I'm trying to insert my key into the pot rather than into the door. She takes the key from me and opens the door. My house alarm starts buzzing, waiting for me to enter the code. I enter the code wrong 57,000 times. Finally, my parents come running down the stairs because I SET OFF the alarm. So, I'm screaming the alarm code at them, telling them I know it, just so they don't think I'm drunk. Yeah, me not knowing the alarm code might have been the only giveaway. So, this being the early 90s, I go to hang up my leather trench in the hall closet. I fall into the closet and my mom has to pick me back up because I can't stand. Finally, because this is like 3am and the alarm is going off, the police show up at my house. My parents have to go outside in their pajamas and tell the cops its okay, false alarm.

My parents talk about this story to this day. Now it's funny (only to my stepfather, my mother is still *shocked* by the incident). I don't know that I'll ever live it down.

This certainly isn't my only drunk story.
There are plenty to choose from. I was at "The Dorm" the club, if any of you remember it. I was walking along one of the aisles, leaning on the wall, then the wall suddenly decided to end. I totally fell on someone who was sitting on the steps there and told them "I'm sorry, I thought you were the wall."

Then there was the time I was at Metro 700 and I won a beer chugging contest on stage in front of the entire club.

There were also many "falling" incidents in these clubs, particularly in parking lots when I'm wearing a skirt and everyone around can see what I had for breakfast.

Those were the days...

Message edited 11/30/2006 10:56:24 AM.

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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

ok, *** is all I have to say. LOL

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

i have (sigh) a smaller version of that-


i got asked for my bachelorette party in AC-to TAKE IT OFF MY NECK

i told the lady the ppl who are bothered by it are the ppl who need it

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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by Syliblond81106

i have (sigh) a smaller version of that-


i got asked for my bachelorette party in AC-to TAKE IT OFF MY NECK

i told the lady the ppl who are bothered by it are the ppl who need it
IMAGE

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by Syliblond81106

i have (sigh) a smaller version of that-


i got asked for my bachelorette party in AC-to TAKE IT OFF MY NECK

i told the lady the ppl who are bothered by it are the ppl who need it
IMAGE

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

I do remember going to Governor's comedy club with some guy friends to see some guy named "Doctor Dirty".

Apparently, he was a comedian with a piano who used to sing on stage. People would shout out names and he would sing dirty limericks. "Fish" rhymes with "Trish" so you can imagine what he said about my name.

Then they got me up on stage to sing with him. At the end of the bit, all the guys in the audience yelled "Show us your t!ts!" Hah.

The next day, I found out some people from my ambulance corps were there. I didn't live that one down for a long time. "Fishy Trish, show us your t!ts!" Sigh.

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Waaaaayyyyy too many and way too embarassing!

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by MrsDiamondgrlie

Waaaaayyyyy too many and way too embarassing!

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by Libragal07

Posted by EmilyAKAMrsK



1) My friends were trying to carry me home (a whole half block) and dropped me on a strangers porch and rang the bell. So I woke up the next morning with a pillow and blanket on a strangers couch. I don't remember any of this, but my friends still laugh about it.

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by EmilyAKAMrsK

Posted by Libragal07

Posted by EmilyAKAMrsK



1) My friends were trying to carry me home (a whole half block) and dropped me on a strangers porch and rang the bell. So I woke up the next morning with a pillow and blanket on a strangers couch. I don't remember any of this, but my friends still laugh about it.

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was the 90's !

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by Libragal07

Posted by MrsDiamondgrlie

Waaaaayyyyy too many and way too embarassing!

Ooo C'mon and share!!!!!

Message edited 11/30/2006 11:19:48 AM.

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by HollaGirl

Other than waking up on my back lawn, no, not really.

Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

Posted by june262004

Posted by HollaGirl

Other than waking up on my back lawn, no, not really.

"I was going to cover the BBQ"

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Re: Spinoff: Do you have any funny drunk stories??

In one night, I drank half a bottle of cherry pucker, then proceeded to

-sing (and dance!) a few selections from the Rent soundtrack to some potheads sitting on a random porch (theatre folk) so they'd give me their mardi gras beads

-got the beads, then decided that they were smelly like pot, so I threw them into the creek...got really upset that I "lost my beads" and tried to go into the creek after them

-decided that "HALF OF ME WAS WARM", so I took one arm out of my coat AND shirt, and left the other half in. (p.s. - This was FEBRUARY IN CORTLAND, NY - its NEVER warm!)

- tripped over an imaginary (according to Rich) rock that to this day, I SWEAR was there!!!! Fell, and scraped up my exposed arm.

-had to climb in a window to get back to Rich's room because it was too late to bring a guest in, and the RAs at the door wouldn't let me in!

-found a bottle of Bacardi Razz in my duffle bag, climbed on top of the coffee table and used it as a microphone for some more showtunes, before I started guzzling it down

-called some chick that lived on Rich's floor, "Shrek" because she REALLY looked like him! I meant it as nicely as possible, but I guess when you call someone Shrek, it never comes out nicely....

hahahahhaahhhhaha

OK - i'm not naming names - but *someone* I know was so drunk that night, he fell asleep "in the middle of something"...