Spinoff DEAR SO

Dear DH

It is completely painless to change the toilet paper once you have finished the roll...
The empty cardboard roll WILL NOT bite you, it is your friend.

love,
your roll changing wife

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dear dh:

stop complaining about how old you are getting, remember you are not getting older but wiser.

your

younger wife.

Message edited 5/15/2005 4:21:03 PM.

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Dear DH,
it is not Me that is giving you that grey hair. its just your inability to understand my humor sometimes

signed,
noticing some salt up in your pepper

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Dear FH,

You're 23 years old. Learn to stand up to your mother.

Love,

you're soon-to-be wife

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Dear DH,

The dishwasher is right next to the sink...is it so hard to open the door and put something in it?

Thanks,
Me

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Dear DH,
Yes, I know that it is ok for you to realise your burps and farts and they're part of nature. However, you don't have to act so proud of them and "Excuse Me" all the time, not just after I shoot you a look, would be nice!

Love,
Your horrified wife

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Dear DH,

no need to Waft it my way... i can already smell it perfectly fine. thank you

signed,
burning nostrils

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dear fh:

shut up and stop interreputing me!! and your work stories, have no revelance on my life so i don't need to hear them.

signed,
annoyed in south hempsted

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Dear DW:

What about the concept of a clothes hamper do you not get?

Signed:

HunchBack in HB

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Dear DH:

The reason there is air freshner in the bathroom is because you blow it up on a regular basis. Please give the little thing a press and let the rest of us breath.

Sincerely,
your fresh air breathing wife

Dear DH:
The roof is not leaking and therefore we do not need endless half full/empty glasses sitting around in random spots in our home. Please put htem in the sink.

Thank you,
your very thirsty and pregnant wife

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Dear DH

I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!

from
YOUR WIFE

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Posted by Redhead

Dear DH

It is completely painless to change the toilet paper once you have finished the roll...
The empty cardboard roll WILL NOT bite you, it is your friend.

love,
your roll changing wife

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Dear DH,

The new changing table and crib is not a new place to leave your clothes...they're for the baby.

Also, when you're done drinking all the iced tea, you could fill it up with water and put the mix in yourself...the countertop is not the place for an empty container.

Love,
ME

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Dear DH,

The babies dirty diapers won't kill you, but I might if you don't start changing some.

Love,

Poop to the elbows

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Dear DH,

I don't do things exactly the way your mother did. Deal with it.

Sincerely,
Your WIFE

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Dear DH,

Contrary to popular belief, I have better things to do than serve as your memory. Please learn to write things down and take responsibility for yourself.

Frustrated in Forest Hills

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Dear DH,

I'm sorry to break it to you, but I think you need a nose transplant -what else could be the reason for you claiming NOT to acknowledge the fact that we have a cat in the house, a cat who uses a LITTER box that tends to smell when you refuse to clean it daily !!

We adopted the cat together, hence she is OURS. That smelly box in the kitchen that you repeatedly pass by? Well guess what pal, it actually needs to be CLEANED OUT when it starts smelling up the apartment!

It is OUR job as Mia's caretakers to care for and tend to her well-being - therefore that shovel-looking-thingy next to said litter box, well it is actually NOT a kitchen decoration: it is is USED to SCOOP OUT THE CAT POOP and discard of accordingly

You cat and wife thank you for your attention this matter

Signed,
Frustrated Feline and Felicia

Message edited 5/15/2005 5:40:04 PM.

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Dear DH,

Since you are cooking dinner tonight, I will lay off...but just wait until tomorrow.

Signed,
Someone who REALLY wants Lasagna Rolls.

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Dear DH:
Thank you so much for the opportunity to pick up your half drunk beverages and soda cans all over the house. It is a privilege.
Love,
Sick of soda.

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Posted by FeliciaDP

Dear DH,

I'm sorry to break it to you, but I think you need a nose transplant -what else could be the reason for you claiming NOT to acknowledge the fact that we have a cat in the house, a cat who uses a LITTER box that tends to smell when you refuse to clean it daily !!

We adopted the cat together, hence she is OURS. That smelly box in the kitchen that you repeatedly pass by? Well guess what pal, it actually needs to be CLEANED OUT when it starts smelling up the apartment!

It is OUR job as Mia's caretakers to care for and tend to her well-being - therefore that shovel-looking-thingy next to said litter box, well it is actually NOT a kitchen decoration: it is is USED to SCOOP OUT THE CAT POOP and discard of accordingly

You cat and wife thank you for your attention this matter

Signed,
Frustrated Feline and Felicia

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Flee - I just like to tease him, as you should, and remind him that one day, when I am carrying HIS CHILD, I will be going NO WHERE near that litter box!

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Flee...get the littler maid...this thing rocks!

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Dear DH,

I love you but I am not always in the mood to hear EVERYTHOUGHTPASSINGTHROUGHYOURBRAIN!!! Again, i love you, but your clothing...if it is dirty, there is this HUGE basket waiting to be filled with everything dirty that comes off your body...well, okay, not everything , but still. and as for dishes, don't complain that there are so many glasses in the sink. the gloves fit your hands too!

love
overextended wife in suffolk!

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Posted by mrswask

Flee - I just like to tease him, as you should, and remind him that one day, when I am carrying HIS CHILD, I will be going NO WHERE near that litter box!