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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

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Posted 2/20/14 8:20 AM
 
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Posted 2/20/14 8:25 AM
 

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Funny

Posted 2/20/14 8:30 AM
 

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

Hey, he's right!

Posted 2/20/14 8:38 AM
 

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

Excellent answer to something that was poorly written.
I am assuming that New York City Garden is Central Park.

Posted 2/20/14 8:40 AM
 

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

I don't understand this trend of fake discourses. It's so weird.

Posted 2/20/14 8:57 AM
 

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Re: Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

Sad state of affairs if a "JP Morgan CEO" has that level of writing skill.

Posted 2/20/14 9:05 AM
 

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Re: Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

Posted by lynnd126

I don't understand this trend of fake discourses. It's so weird.



I've seen this before a few years ago. It's not new, but I wonder if someone actually did write this.

Posted 2/20/14 9:06 AM
 

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

This is funny - but not true according to a website that quoted a JPMC spokesperson a few years ago. The post was on Craigslist - but the response didn't actually come from the CEO. :) still hilarious!

Posted 2/20/14 9:37 AM
 

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Posted by Bearcat

Sad state of affairs if a "JP Morgan CEO" has that level of writing skill.



I thought the same thing! I teally hope this isn't real-although I have found that business writing is very different from what I think of as "good" writing. DH shows me stuff from his company sometimes that makes me cringe.

Posted 2/20/14 9:38 AM
 

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I know it's fake, but it's true and hilarious. And I hope some moronic gold digger stumbles across this while googling "how to marry a rich guy". Chat Icon

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Posted 2/20/14 9:41 AM
 

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Posted 2/20/14 9:56 AM
 

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Posted by Cheeks24

Posted by lynnd126

I don't understand this trend of fake discourses. It's so weird.



I've seen this before a few years ago. It's not new, but I wonder if someone actually did write this.



Because the Huffington Post will give them their 15 minutes of fame.

Posted 2/20/14 10:08 AM
 

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Posted by SusiBee

Excellent answer to something that was poorly written.
I am assuming that New York City Garden is Central Park.



I thought she meant, New York, Garden City NY.

Posted 2/20/14 10:59 AM
 

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Posted by Bearcat

Sad state of affairs if a "JP Morgan CEO" has that level of writing skill.



I thought the same thing! I teally hope this isn't real-although I have found that business writing is very different from what I think of as "good" writing. DH shows me stuff from his company sometimes that makes me cringe.



I thought the same. Not every CEO is a grammar major. They may be great with numbers, not necessarily grammar.

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Posted 2/20/14 11:00 AM
 

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Re: Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

Posted by Goobster

Posted by evrythng4areason

Posted by Bearcat

Sad state of affairs if a "JP Morgan CEO" has that level of writing skill.



I thought the same thing! I teally hope this isn't real-although I have found that business writing is very different from what I think of as "good" writing. DH shows me stuff from his company sometimes that makes me cringe.



I thought the same. Not every CEO is a grammar major. They may be great with numbers, not necessarily grammar.



Ehhhhh IMO a CEO should know the difference between advice and advise.

Posted 2/20/14 11:07 AM
 

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Re: Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

Funny, indeed. I just wish these types of "spoofs" were written and orchestrated by people who have better writing/grammar skills, lol

Posted 2/20/14 11:07 AM
 

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Posted 2/20/14 11:08 AM
 

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Posted by Goobster

Posted by evrythng4areason

Posted by Bearcat

Sad state of affairs if a "JP Morgan CEO" has that level of writing skill.



I thought the same thing! I teally hope this isn't real-although I have found that business writing is very different from what I think of as "good" writing. DH shows me stuff from his company sometimes that makes me cringe.



I thought the same. Not every CEO is a grammar major. They may be great with numbers, not necessarily grammar.



Ehhhhh IMO a CEO should know the difference between advice and advise.



What if the CEO speaks English as a second language? The way that was written sounded like English as a second language. There was another sentence that made me think that, as well.

Message edited 2/20/2014 11:08:51 AM.

Posted 2/20/14 11:08 AM
 

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Re: Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

It seems like it was translated into another language & then translated back to English.
This version claims to be the original.

craigslist post

Posted 2/20/14 11:18 AM
 

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

It is funny, but I know a stunning girl who successfully enlisted a marriage service to help her find her CEO. She had three offers, took one and is still married many years later. She brought a whole lot more to the table than her gorgeous looks. She spoke several languages, had an advanced science degree, had lived in countries around the world, had experience running a large household and entertaining diplomats, presidents, prime ministers and high level business people.

Posted 2/20/14 1:49 PM
 

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Pretty girl seeking rich husband gets response from CEO...funny!

This has to be fake. I feel like there's a ton of fake stuff like this on facebook.

Posted 2/20/14 1:56 PM
 

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Posted by sunnyflies

It is funny, but I know a stunning girl who successfully enlisted a marriage service to help her find her CEO. She had three offers, took one and is still married many years later. She brought a whole lot more to the table than her gorgeous looks. She spoke several languages, had an advanced science degree, had lived in countries around the world, had experience running a large household and entertaining diplomats, presidents, prime ministers and high level business people.



Why would she only want to marry a CEO or a rich guy? I can see wanting to marry someone who works hard and has goals but I couldn't see not even bothering with someone unless they were rich. You could miss out on someone truely amazing. Also, you never know what could happen. His business could fail and go bankrupt, he could get hurt or sick and you go through the savings, he could be a crook. Then what, you're poor with someone you only wanted to marry because they had money to provide you with the lifestyle you wanted.

Posted 2/20/14 3:36 PM
 

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Posted by 2boys4me

Posted by sunnyflies

It is funny, but I know a stunning girl who successfully enlisted a marriage service to help her find her CEO. She had three offers, took one and is still married many years later. She brought a whole lot more to the table than her gorgeous looks. She spoke several languages, had an advanced science degree, had lived in countries around the world, had experience running a large household and entertaining diplomats, presidents, prime ministers and high level business people.



Why would she only want to marry a CEO or a rich guy? I can see wanting to marry someone who works hard and has goals but I couldn't see not even bothering with someone unless they were rich. You could miss out on someone truely amazing. Also, you never know what could happen. His business could fail and go bankrupt, he could get hurt or sick and you go through the savings, he could be a crook. Then what, you're poor with someone you only wanted to marry because they had money to provide you with the lifestyle you wanted.



Yes this I don't get. To me, love is love, and putting all kinds of constraints on it like they have to make X amount per year, drive a certain car, have a certain job title- I don't know- to me that cheapens it a bit.
Especially when it's called "offers". Like she is a house that 3 people put an "offer" on.
Sounds so cold.

Message edited 2/20/2014 3:43:59 PM.

Posted 2/20/14 3:43 PM
 

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Posted by Bearcat

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Posted by evrythng4areason

Posted by Bearcat

Sad state of affairs if a "JP Morgan CEO" has that level of writing skill.



I thought the same thing! I teally hope this isn't real-although I have found that business writing is very different from what I think of as "good" writing. DH shows me stuff from his company sometimes that makes me cringe.



I thought the same. Not every CEO is a grammar major. They may be great with numbers, not necessarily grammar.



Ehhhhh IMO a CEO should know the difference between advice and advise.



What if the CEO speaks English as a second language? The way that was written sounded like English as a second language. There was another sentence that made me think that, as well.



Jamie Dimon is from New York. He went to Harvard. He is one of the most successful CEO's to date. If I was a betting person, I would bet he knows how to spell and form a sentence. I would also bet this was not written by him as I am sure he has more important things to tend to.

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