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I'm really sick of month jokes....

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EckoRed81504
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April

I'm really sick of month jokes....

I'm just throwing it out there now.

No it is not ok to ask me where May June and July are. No it's not ok to say but it's only March, not its not ok to ask if i was named April bc I was born in April. If something stupid is going to fly out of your mouth keep it to yourself.

And I'm happy your birthday is in April...really I am. No need to keep telling me.

It's like someone telling me that their name is Patty and me telling them it rhymes with Fatty so I'll call them Fatty Patty.

Grrrrrrrrrrrr


Vent over

Message edited 3/6/2008 1:16:40 PM.

Posted 3/6/08 1:14 PM
 
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Xelindrya
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

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I know Aprils and Mays and Junes and I have NEVER thought of them as a month.

Nor do I think of them and associate it with other things that happen in the time of the year that happens to the same name as theirs.

How strange.

Last I checked a month can't shake my hand or help with a work assignment. People are people and Months are units of time.

Sorry folks are being stupid. I never even thought anyone would so this (though I know I shouldn't be surprised).


If it makes you feel better, I get this one "I know a dog who looks just like you" and after a five second pause "OH MY GOD! I meant your EYES! not that you look like a dog" *shrug* Chat Icon People.

Posted 3/6/08 1:21 PM
 

EckoRed81504
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Sometimes people don't think. A friend of mine used to tell another friend of ours that they looked like her dead cat. Seriously. Come on.

Posted 3/6/08 1:25 PM
 

GoldenRod
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

It's no where near as bad or as often as your name, but I often get people assuming I'm Irish since my name is Shawn..... Uh... no. First of all, "Sean" is Irish/Gaelic. Shawn is from other areas. Plus, my mom just thought it was a nice name.

So, do you get May flowers in your bathroom after you take a shower? Chat Icon Chat Icon External Image Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/08 1:29 PM
 

rojerono
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

In kindergarten I was known as Jeannie Jeannie with the 6 foot weenie. They said I slammed it in the door now it's 6 ft 4.

Posted 3/6/08 1:31 PM
 

MeNBobs
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by GoldenRod

So, do you get May flowers in your bathroom after you take a shower? Chat Icon Chat Icon IMAGE Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



I doubt a boat would fit in her bathroom we all know Mayflowers bring pilgrims.

Posted 3/6/08 1:31 PM
 

EckoRed81504
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by GoldenRod



So, do you get May flowers in your bathroom after you take a shower? Chat Icon Chat Icon IMAGE Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



lol. I'll admit-I laughed.

Posted 3/6/08 1:44 PM
 

Preguntas
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by rojerono

In kindergarten I was known as Jeannie Jeannie with the 6 foot weenie. They said I slammed it in the door now it's 6 ft 4.



you knew some pretty perverse kindergardeners.

Posted 3/6/08 1:58 PM
 

PegaLega
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

I feel your pain...Im constantly asked if my parents were drunk when they named me or if my favorite drink is a Margharita Chat Icon

My Full name is not Peggie

Posted 3/6/08 9:12 PM
 

Dani
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by rojerono

In kindergarten I was known as Jeannie Jeannie with the 6 foot weenie. They said I slammed it in the door now it's 6 ft 4.



OMG!!!!!Chat Icon

i dont mean to laugh at your expense!! but that was funny!!

i was a little girl named dani, who had a really raspy voice and a short bowl cut...i spent about 5 years explaining that i am a GIRL, and it is NOT danielle.

fun.

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Posted 3/6/08 9:17 PM
 

Goldi0218
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Leslie = every imaginable lesbian reference you can think of

Posted 3/6/08 9:26 PM
 

CunningOne
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

People assume because my full name is Patricia that they can call me Pat. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/08 9:29 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

OK - let me hijack by saying this...

No, my parents were not fans of Liza Minelli.

Yes, there is a whole in your bucket. Get over it.

Its actually E Liza Doolittle, not Liza Doolittle.

and thats if people get my name right - I have been called Liz, Leeza, Lisa, LIZa (so, think the way you would say lizard without the RD at the end)

Its a 4 letter name - and it has caused me so much grief - and I still love my name!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 3/6/08 10:15 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

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People assume because my full name is Patricia that they can call me Pat. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



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Posted 3/6/08 10:16 PM
 

hayleyandsteveold
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by TAFKAD

Posted by rojerono

In kindergarten I was known as Jeannie Jeannie with the 6 foot weenie. They said I slammed it in the door now it's 6 ft 4.



OMG!!!!!Chat Icon

i dont mean to laugh at your expense!! but that was funny!!

i was a little girl named dani, who had a really raspy voice and a short bowl cut...i spent about 5 years explaining that i am a GIRL, and it is NOT danielle.

fun.

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all through elementary, supposedly to help remember how to spell my name, they'd say..

"hay is for horses, and hayley's a horse"

real sweet!

i guess it was better than the girl they called virginia vaginaChat Icon

Posted 3/6/08 10:59 PM
 

MissJones
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

I won't post my real name on here, but let's just say that I've had enough of Sushi and Suzuki when people repeat my name for the first time! It's actually a different name, but it's very EASY to pronounce (not read)

Posted 3/7/08 6:27 AM
 

2BEANS
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

I always get asked what my real name is. Its Tina.. not Christina, christine, kristine, cristina.. I seriously get asked this everytime i meet someone.. and with my job, i have to introduce myself about 40 times a day, and get asked almost everytime..

My first grade teacher actually told me to go home and ask my mommy what my real name was... I know my name you big jerk its Tina.. UGHHHHHHH...

Posted 3/7/08 7:16 AM
 

smdl
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Oh I hear you. So rude!

My name is Sophie. I am CORRECTED ALL THE TIME as "Sophia" as if I don't know to pronounce my own name or just don't know I really should be a Sophia. Then I hear it's a nick name of Sophia. Chat Icon Chat Icon Uhhh!! no.. it's not a nick name. Sophie is French. Sophia is Italian. Just like Mary, Marie and Maria. Not nick names... same name in a different language.

That would never occur to me to say such thing to someone about "June". How immature! I would make them feel like they are VERY VERY little after I had a talk to them. Kindergarden is over!

Posted 3/7/08 8:04 AM
 

MsMBV
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by EckoRed81504

Sometimes people don't think. A friend of mine used to tell another friend of ours that they looked like her dead cat. Seriously. Come on.

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Posted 3/7/08 8:26 AM
 

VickiC
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by BabySammie

I always get asked what my real name is. Its Tina.. not Christina, christine, kristine, cristina.. I seriously get asked this everytime i meet someone.....



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This happens to me too. My name is Vicki. Not Victoria and not Tori. People ask me if I'm a Victoria, and when I say no, they say "Really? I thought it was."

Chat Icon I think I know my own name.

Posted 3/7/08 8:46 AM
 

EckoRed81504
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April

Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

People really don't think before they speak.

It s u c k s when I'm at work and a customer will joke about May and June-I have to laugh it off. They tip me. When deep down inside I want to rip their eyes out because I hate it so much and I would normaly be such a Bi+<h about it if I wasn't at work.

Hope this doesn't start up a tipping post lol

Posted 3/7/08 8:47 AM
 

shiv
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Shiv

Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by smdl

Oh I hear you. So rude!

My name is Sophie. I am CORRECTED ALL THE TIME as "Sophia" as if I don't know to pronounce my own name or just don't know I really should be a Sophia. Then I hear it's a nick name of Sophia. Chat Icon Chat Icon Uhhh!! no.. it's not a nick name. Sophie is French. Sophia is Italian. Just like Mary, Marie and Maria. Not nick names... same name in a different language.

That would never occur to me to say such thing to someone about "June". How immature! I would make them feel like they are VERY VERY little after I had a talk to them. Kindergarden is over!



i like the name Sophie!

Posted 3/7/08 8:52 AM
 

shiv
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

Posted by GoldenRod


So, do you get May flowers in your bathroom after you take a shower? Chat Icon Chat Icon IMAGE Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



that was funny!

Posted 3/7/08 8:52 AM
 

lucyloo
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

I hear ya! I used to get "May I?" "Where's June" or "Hey June"

May isn't even my real name- it's my nickname. That has warped into Mayzee, Mayberry, Maybe

Posted 3/7/08 9:14 AM
 

Eireann
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Re: I'm really sick of month jokes....

It's that time of year AGAIN for me..."Erin go Bragh-less (Bra-less)!!" and the ever popular, "Can you run an "Erin" for me" is never out of season! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Actually, doesn't bother me at all. Chat Icon

Posted 3/7/08 9:30 AM
 
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