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Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
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Smileyd17
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Always!
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Jesaroo
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
ALWAYS
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| Posted 11/9/05 8:54 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Posted by nrthshgrl
I do generally - except today I didn't and had no idea that the cardiologist would be hooking me up like a VCR again. I thought I was just there for Friday's test results.
Did you guys ever see that email that went around:
In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300.....
She said:
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I then threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "MY..... we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment was over.. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
Always!
And what a funny story this is.....
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| Posted 11/10/05 2:21 PM |
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Myrockette
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Posted by nrthshgrl
I do generally - except today I didn't and had no idea that the cardiologist would be hooking me up like a VCR again. I thought I was just there for Friday's test results.
Did you guys ever see that email that went around:
In Melbourne, Fl. one of the radio stations paid money ($100-$500) for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. This one netted the winner $300.....
She said:
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office. I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30 am. I had just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip to his office usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable. I then threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in. Knowing the procedure, as I am sure you all do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was a little surprised when he said: "MY..... we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?", but I didn't respond.
The appointment was over.. I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went normal, some shopping, cleaning, the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was fixing to go to a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom - where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet.
She called back, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
I remember this story- thanks for the laugh!
and, yes! always.
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| Posted 11/10/05 2:24 PM |
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bellarina
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
I"m off for my 24 week appt. with my Dr. and damn sure I'm looking my best  Don't know if they need to go down there today but you never can be too cautious!
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| Posted 11/10/05 2:29 PM |
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andri
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
I love that story,fowarded it everyone.
Yep,squeecky clean & pre-teen looking
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| Posted 11/10/05 2:29 PM |
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Bran-loves-Tom
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
Always!!!
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| Posted 11/10/05 3:05 PM |
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CaseyGirl
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
yes i always do.
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| Posted 11/10/05 3:13 PM |
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Do you...ahem...groom before going to the...ahem...doctor?
I haven't been there in a while....don't remember if I did? I Hope I did
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| Posted 11/10/05 3:25 PM |
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