WHY? Jokes
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Mushroom
Once there was a mushroom that couldnt get a date. He wondered, how come? Im a fun-gi
Cargo
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Snowplow
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? Hypothetical Situations
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Tourist Season
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? Radio Volume
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Baby Oil
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? 7-11
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? Black Box
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Teflon
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? Hawaii
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Deer Crossing
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? Parkways and Driveways
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Speed of Light
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Parachutes
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Braille Dots
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Kitty Liter
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter? Cow
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Phonetics
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Driver's License
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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