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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Parkways and Driveways
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Speed of Light
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?