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WHY? Jokes

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Mushroom

Once there was a mushroom that couldnt get a date. He wondered, how come? Im a fun-gi

Cargo

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Snowplow

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Hypothetical Situations

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Tourist Season

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Radio Volume

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Baby Oil

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

7-11

If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Black Box

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Teflon

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Hawaii

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Deer Crossing

How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Parkways and Driveways

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Speed of Light

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Parachutes

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Braille Dots

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Kitty Liter

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?

Cow

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Phonetics

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Driver's License

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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