There lives a spry fairy with powers galore
She flits slyly around behind couple's locked doors
She sometimes wears pink, other times all in blue
She knows where you live...oh yes she knows who is who!
This fairy you see has powers of dust...
She knows the difference between love and just lust
So she watches for couples that make her heart glow
And decides one by one, which couple should grow
Be patient with her, for her dust is expensive
Be patient with her, for her job is very extensive
She takes her time mostly, she takes special care
But dust you she will - when your bodies are bare!
Here is a list of those seeking this sprite
Keep an eye on these girls - she could come tonight!
In the meantime they'll enjoy DH and TTC
For once that fairy arrives - well...baby makes three!