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Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

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Xelindrya
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Wrecking ball..


Still sounds like I came in like a Rainbow.



When I was younger there was a Lennon song called "Crippled inside"

I heard it as Triple in Size instead... needless to say my obese father thought it was hilariously wrong. Thank god he had a great sense of humor took him a long while to stop laughing and finally correct me while I sang it.

you can hide your face
behind a smile
one thing you can't hide
is when you're crippled inside
you wear a mask
and paint your face
you can call yourself
the human race
you can wear a collar
and a tie
but the one thing you
can't hide is when you're
crippled inside

Posted 5/9/16 10:28 AM
 
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

I still swear that Eric Clapton is singing "Poor Little Man", instead of "Forever Man".... Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/9/16 10:40 AM
 

shaleywhale
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

These have all been very funny!

Another one that I heard this morning... Toby Keith sings a song called "Wish I Didn't Know Now". There is a verse that goes,

"I've never tried to catch you lying / I didn't want to know the truth / I'd rather go on loving blind, girl / than go on loving without you"

and I still remember my shocked "wth??" moment when I heard it for the first time... because I swore he was saying:

"I've never tried to catch you lying / I didn't want to know the truth / I'd rather go on loving blind girls / than go on loving without you"

Posted 5/9/16 11:39 AM
 

shaleywhale
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by Xelindrya

Wrecking ball..


Still sounds like I came in like a Rainbow.



When I was younger there was a Lennon song called "Crippled inside"

I heard it as Triple in Size instead... needless to say my obese father thought it was hilariously wrong. Thank god he had a great sense of humor took him a long while to stop laughing and finally correct me while I sang it.

you can hide your face
behind a smile
one thing you can't hide
is when you're crippled inside
you wear a mask
and paint your face
you can call yourself
the human race
you can wear a collar
and a tie
but the one thing you
can't hide is when you're
crippled inside



OMG! Good thing your father had a great sense of humor!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 5/9/16 11:40 AM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by GoldenRod

I still swear that Eric Clapton is singing "Poor Little Man", instead of "Forever Man".... Chat Icon Chat Icon



it always sounded like "4 legged man" to me!!!

Posted 5/9/16 12:03 PM
 

shaleywhale
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by lipglossjunky73

Posted by GoldenRod

I still swear that Eric Clapton is singing "Poor Little Man", instead of "Forever Man".... Chat Icon Chat Icon



it always sounded like "4 legged man" to me!!!



Ha ha... I am definitely going to have to YouTube this song now! Chat Icon

Posted 5/9/16 12:04 PM
 

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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

The jonas brother song called jealous....


it was popular a few years ago. when ever i heard it I thought it was:

???"I turn my cheap music up and I perfume my chest"

then when I saw the lyrics.... it really is:

I turn my chin music up
?And I'm puffing my chest


My dear fried used to think Madonna's La Isla bonita started with "last night i dreamt of some bagels"

So when ever I hear that... I ALWAYS think of her.

Posted 5/9/16 12:28 PM
 

hmm
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by ladybug8

Posted by hmm

I am going totally blank on the name of the song but, it has the word kaleidoscope or something a long those lines, but I always thought it was "colitis" .

If anyone can think of the song please post!



Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds by The Beatles.
(......the girl with kaleidoscope eyes) I remember a comedian once said he thought it was ".....the girl with colitis goes by" Chat Icon



to me I will always sing it as colitis lol cant help it.

Posted 5/9/16 12:50 PM
 

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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

I can't think who sings it, but there's a country song "I'd drink to that" and when I first heard it I thought he was singing "I'd drink the fat" (Friend's reference)

Posted 5/9/16 3:51 PM
 

MCD0524
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Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

I will never forget in my 20s, University of Maryland walking home with a group of our guy friends. We were a little drunk singing "here I go again" by whitesnake. When we got to : Here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a TWISTER I was born to walk alone...
Twister, yup, twister...Who would have thought it was drifter LOL

Posted 5/9/16 4:14 PM
 

shaleywhale
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by Mom0710

Search on YouTube for pearl jam "yellow Ledbetter" misheard lyric video. I nearly pee myself laughing at it



holy shittttttttt!!! I just watched this! This made my day! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I wanna leave Bennigans...

I don't know all the words....

yet.


How did I never see that before??? Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Thank you!

Posted 5/9/16 5:23 PM
 

ChristinaM128
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

George Harrison's Give me Love:

I always thought he was saying "give me freezer burn" instead of "keep me free from birth". To this day, I call it the freezer burn song.

Posted 5/9/16 9:59 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

I also thought for a really long time when I was young the Smiths How Soon is Now song was I am the SUN... I am the AIR....

When it is really Son and Heir Chat Icon

Posted 5/10/16 9:15 AM
 

lipglossjunky73
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by MCD0524

I will never forget in my 20s, University of Maryland walking home with a group of our guy friends. We were a little drunk singing "here I go again" by whitesnake. When we got to : Here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a TWISTER I was born to walk alone...
Twister, yup, twister...Who would have thought it was drifter LOL



I thought that too!!!

Posted 5/10/16 9:15 AM
 

jlm2008
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by lipglossjunky73

I also thought for a really long time when I was young the Smiths How Soon is Now song was I am the SUN... I am the AIR....

When it is really Son and Heir Chat Icon



wow, I had no idea Sun and Air wasn't correct until now!!

Posted 5/10/16 9:58 AM
 

Pinkisles
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Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

I for the longest time thought Michael jacksons "starting something" went "I want a beach party summer"

Posted 5/10/16 5:34 PM
 

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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Even though I know the right lyrics, it's always fun to sing
"Hold me closer, Tony Danzaaaa"
(Tiny Dancer)
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Posted 5/10/16 8:01 PM
 

2boys1girl
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Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Blinded by the ligghhhttt revved up like a douche you know a roamer in the night.

I still swear and sing it as douche

Posted 5/12/16 4:58 PM
 

hmm
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by 2boys1girl

Blinded by the ligghhhttt revved up like a douche you know a roamer in the night.

I still swear and sing it as douche



me too!!

Posted 5/12/16 6:37 PM
 

Lara&Aidansmommy
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by hmm

Posted by 2boys1girl

Blinded by the ligghhhttt revved up like a douche you know a roamer in the night.

I still swear and sing it as douche



me too!!



Me 3. The real lyrics are deuce. No way thats what hes saying LOL

Message edited 5/12/2016 7:20:41 PM.

Posted 5/12/16 6:45 PM
 

hmm
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by Lara&Aidansmommy

Posted by hmm

Posted by 2boys1girl

Blinded by the ligghhhttt revved up like a douche you know a roamer in the night.

I still swear and sing it as douche



me too!!



Me 3. The real lyrics are deuce. No way thats what hes saying LOL



Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce

deuce-douche same difference lol

Message edited 5/12/2016 7:22:09 PM.

Posted 5/12/16 7:21 PM
 

MrsQ0520
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

my husband is famous for his misheard lyrics... the one hte most recently brought up to me - he knew it was wrong - but couldn't figure out what it was so he had to ask haha

Swedish house Mafia - Don't you worry child..
they say "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child.
See heaven's got a plan for you."

he thought it was : "Don't you worry, don't you worry, child. Seattle's got a plan for you."

Posted 5/13/16 10:04 AM
 

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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

I was just listening to Kenny Chesney's Keg in the Closet and I was singing Cake in the closet.Chat Icon

I was thinking...is that a metaphor for something? Till I looked at the title.Chat Icon

ETS: One of my ex's use to sing Sitting on the dock of Bombay. Till I corrected him and told him the lyric was Sitting on the dock of the bayChat Icon

Message edited 5/13/2016 10:08:13 AM.

Posted 5/13/16 10:07 AM
 

shaleywhale
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by hmm

Posted by Lara&Aidansmommy

Posted by hmm

Posted by 2boys1girl

Blinded by the ligghhhttt revved up like a douche you know a roamer in the night.

I still swear and sing it as douche



me too!!



Me 3. The real lyrics are deuce. No way thats what hes saying LOL



Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce

deuce-douche same difference lol



I absolutely dore this song (and totally think Manfred Mann did it way better than Springsteen, even if they changed the lyrics and made it sound like "wrapped up like a douche" lol), but it would probably make more sense if you misheard ALL the lyrics! I was listening to this song in the car and my 11 year old DD looked at me, shook her head and said, "and you adults all complain about today's music making no sense." Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/16 10:10 AM
 

shaleywhale
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Re: Friday fun, anyone want to play? What lyrics have YOU misheard?

Posted by MsSissy

I was just listening to Kenny Chesney's Keg in the Closet and I was singing Cake in the closet.Chat Icon

I was thinking...is that a metaphor for something? Till I looked at the title.Chat Icon

ETS: One of my ex's use to sing Sitting on the dock of Bombay. Till I corrected him and told him the lyric was Sitting on the dock of the bayChat Icon



Omg, these are both great!!!! Chat Icon

Posted 5/13/16 10:12 AM
 
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