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XcalystaX
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Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
For this shirt:
There are a TON of really funny reviews for this shirt claiming all kinds of super powers.
Click here to read the reviews
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kahlua716
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Who starts these things?!
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| Posted 5/21/09 9:48 AM |
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omg... i had to post this.
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."
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| Posted 5/21/09 9:55 AM |
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CouponKT
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Posted by Slightly-Taller
omg... i had to post this.
"This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark."
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| Posted 5/21/09 9:57 AM |
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CrankyPants
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
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DayDay
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Wow...
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| Posted 5/21/09 10:32 AM |
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timanda
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JKinCT
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
With your cool wolf shirt you can wear your
Zubaz Pants.
A bunch of funny reviews for these too... some having to do with the wolf shirt!
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| Posted 5/21/09 11:01 AM |
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XcalystaX
Sooo Sleep Deprived....
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Posted by JKinCT
With your cool wolf shirt you can wear your
Zubaz Pants.
A bunch of funny reviews for these too... some having to do with the wolf shirt!
I was searching for clothes that speak to me.. These pants not only spoke to me, they entered my soul and transformed me. When I get out of my bitchin 78 camaro wearing these bad boys, there's no question who the boss man is..
You can easily go commando in these and feel even more manly. Your junk swings freely and using the restroom is that much easier..
Accessories to consider:
Flannel shirt with the sleeves cut off. The "don't mess with me" look.
flip flops - The casual "I'm too lazy to get fully dressed" look.
baseball helmet with two beer can holders on the sides.
Ball cap worn backwards or to the side. You know I'm coooool.
These pants will get the ladies. There are many many places these can be worn to attract the female species:
Tractor pull
Walmart
NASCAR events
Your local neighborhood crack houses.
The drug rehab rec room
Any place in the state of IOWA.
I recommend buying multiple pairs. Keep an extra pair in the trunk of your car.. You never know where you will wake up in the morning but you will always have a clean pair of these bad boys with you..
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| Posted 5/21/09 1:26 PM |
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XcalystaX
Sooo Sleep Deprived....
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
The 3 wolf moon shirt was delivered to me 27 minutes after ordering it by my sprit guide. I quickly seized and donned the shirt of power and felt the divine hand of god bestow untold powers unto me. As the power surged through my veins I immediately ran for the woods that surround my trailer. As I wrestled a grizzly bear to the ground, and ripped trees from the ground, roots and all, as if they were mere weeds I finally found the place the shirt was guiding me! behind a huge boulder, which I easily disposed of, I found the cave of power and the 3 wolves were waiting for me. They showed me untold wonders of the universe, and imparted the wisdom of many sages unto me. I returned home after a fortnight, no longer a mere muffler mechanic, I am conjurer of the wolves!
I can no longer take off the shirt of power, it has become one with me.** No matter how short I cut my hair my divine mullet returns***, my eyes have been opened to the great wisdom of the universe, and I can no longer close my eyes to the wonder and power. The woods that surround my trailer park cry to me, begging for my return. I will heed her call.
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BunnyWife
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Brilliant!
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itkocak
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Message edited 11/29/2011 8:10:12 PM.
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smdl
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
one of my employees has this shirt!
Be ready to laugh.
Because personally I PIMP.
DH has this tatoo well with JUST 1 wolf. I will no longer look at DH the same. He does have the power. I just won't let him go to Walmart... EVER!!!!!
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| Posted 5/21/09 4:19 PM |
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DirtyBlonde
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
i love this
I used to be a wolf shirt guy, until I discovered bear shirts. Bear shirts are much more mystically powered and attract an even more powerful woman. Even a woman wearing a bear shirt can attract a more powerful woman. A man wearing a bear shirt (bear-shirt-man) is held in such high esteem, most in the area are too intimidated to approach or even look at bear-shirt-man. Most of the time, they try to pretend bear-shirt-man isn't even in the room. That pays dividends when bear-shirt-man has attracted a particularily good wants-to-be-with-bear-shirt-man-woman. These women can usually be described as in excess of 5-10, a good quality weight that won't be pushed around in a West-Texas thunder storm, a generally attractive fe-mullet hair style, saddlebaggish thighs and are known for their ability to slam crush beer cans (ala Bert Jones) and spit non-menthol snuff at least 10 feet. These hot mamas have been known to spend their time working driving repo trucks or working as lumber jills. The benefits of bear shirt are unending. When you wear your bear shirt to the diner, you can count on getting a highly sought after table by the kitchen, where your food will be hotter when it gets to your table than the poor louts who have to sit up by the bar where the slinky ladies hover. At the oil change place, bear-shirt-man doesn't get asked if he wants to change his 'air filter' or 'johnson rod'. Oil-change-place guy knows that bear-shirt-guy knows what the hell he's doing and won't fall for some eco-scam about oil recycling. Bear shirts rule. I once saw a bear shirt eat a wolf shirt.
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DirtyBlonde
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
people who view/buy this shirt also purchase this book - of course
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itkocak
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Message edited 11/29/2011 8:12:27 PM.
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itkocak
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Message edited 11/29/2011 8:12:53 PM.
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Kellish
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
4.0 out of 5 stars Warm., May 22, 2009
My milk came by UPS via Amazon Super Saver shipping (great value!). Unfortunately, it arrived warm and mildly chunky. As such, I've had to downgrade my rating to only four stars. It's still the best milk $700 can buy -- well worth getting my stomach pumped immediately after having a warm bowl of cereal! Image Attachment(s):
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LightUpOurLife
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butterfly20
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
too funny
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| Posted 5/24/09 11:20 AM |
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wannabemom
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
that is simply awesome
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| Posted 5/24/09 11:43 PM |
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KarenG2003
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Wow.
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| Posted 5/25/09 9:10 AM |
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evnme
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imagin916
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
Posted by JKinCT
With your cool wolf shirt you can wear your
Zubaz Pants.
A bunch of funny reviews for these too... some having to do with the wolf shirt!
This is a customer submitted image of a guy wearing the pants
All of these reviews are hysterical!!!!!Image Attachment(s):
Message edited 5/25/2009 10:19:18 AM.
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| Posted 5/25/09 10:18 AM |
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j-baby8
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Re: Hilarious Reviews on Amazon
I really can't deal with these things sometimes. They're just too funny!
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