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reggie
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very cute post.....
Subject: FW: Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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>> Amazingly Simple Home Remedies
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>>1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of
>>boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost
>>instantly removed.
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>>2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
>>someone else to hold them while you chop away.
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>>3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
>>few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
>>timer.
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>>4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
>>rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
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>>5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
>>be afraid to cough.
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>>6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
>>forget
>>about the toothache.
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>>Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
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>>You only need two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and
>>should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
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>>Also remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. If you
>>woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance.
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>>And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know
>>when
>>you might need them to empty your bedpan.
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janet
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Re: very cute post.....
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| Posted 6/24/06 10:10 PM |
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Redhead
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Jennifer
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Re: very cute post.....
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| Posted 6/24/06 10:11 PM |
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Wendy1220
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Re: very cute post.....
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
This one's my favorite!
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| Posted 6/24/06 10:17 PM |
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PEACH28
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Denea
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Re: very cute post.....
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| Posted 6/24/06 10:52 PM |
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jenny
L O V E
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Mommy
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Re: very cute post.....
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
I laughed so hard at this one I almost peed in my pants!!
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| Posted 6/24/06 11:16 PM |
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kms717
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Kelly
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Re: very cute post.....
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Shroggie
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Re: very cute post.....
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| Posted 6/25/06 3:08 PM |
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SoinLove
Making big changes
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Re: very cute post.....
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