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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
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HoneyBadger
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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and
stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper
between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over
the years?"
With out missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. Although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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Posted 3/25/08 10:59 PM  |
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| Posted 3/25/08 11:01 PM |
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HoneyBadger
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| Posted 3/25/08 11:01 PM |
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MrsPJB2007
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Re: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
ahhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahaha
omg wow--thats a classic one. he really set you up for that.
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| Posted 3/25/08 11:06 PM |
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Message edited 3/29/2010 9:45:58 PM.
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| Posted 3/26/08 12:06 AM |
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emilain
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Re: THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Posted by kbeana24
funny,
but ive heard this story before.
Still makes me laugh though!
yup, that is an old joke, I;ve heard it a few times from my aunts
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| Posted 3/26/08 8:51 AM |
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