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Super quick Assistant story...

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Shopaholic921
SUP..

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Brooke

Super quick Assistant story...

I know it's Friday, and late, so a lot of people might miss this.. but I HAD to share it!!!

So the assistant is standing in the hallway outside my office talking to me and 2 of my co-workers. One of them male.

She informs us of how her friend is dragging her to see David Blaine's new stunt because she's obsessed with him. She then proceeds to tell us, "i've hung out with David Blaine a few times.. we've gone to his apartment. He took my friends virginity, then proceeded to take her an*l virginity."

why do I need to know this?

My 2 co-workers were laughing so hard I thought they might pee themselves. I've lost all ability to be shocked by this girl..lol

Posted 11/17/06 5:09 PM
 
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JenniferEver
The Disney Lady

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Jennifer

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

OMG!


*hears twilight zone theme music playing*

Posted 11/17/06 5:11 PM
 

lilacwine
only love...

Member since 5/05

2034 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

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Posted 11/17/06 5:11 PM
 

joenick
Us

Member since 6/06

9370 total posts

Name:
Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Your assistant sounds like a real pip.

But I have a question...there's regular virginity and an*l virginity??? WHo knew??

Is there a "virginity" for ALL body orafices??

Very interesting!!

And that experience musta been very magical!

Posted 11/17/06 5:14 PM
 

JenniferEver
The Disney Lady

Member since 5/05

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Name:
Jennifer

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Posted by joenick

Is there a "virginity" for ALL body orafices??

Very interesting!!
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There totally is. Why do you think I can still say "oh! My Virgin ears!"

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Posted 11/17/06 5:15 PM
 

joenick
Us

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Valerie...aka...Do Me A Favor?

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Wow...after all of these years with DH...he's still got some work to do!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/17/06 5:21 PM
 

karacg
Babygirl is 4!

Member since 5/05

17076 total posts

Name:
Kara®

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Chat Icon Class act huh?

Posted 11/17/06 5:29 PM
 

lvdolphins
My Loves!

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Posted 11/17/06 5:31 PM
 

megsm3
Life is Good!!

Member since 8/06

3867 total posts

Name:
M

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

i love the assistant stories!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 11/17/06 5:41 PM
 

yankinmanc
Happy Days!

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Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Posted by joenick

Your assistant sounds like a real pip.

But I have a question...there's regular virginity and an*l virginity??? WHo knew??

Is there a "virginity" for ALL body orafices??

Very interesting!!

And that experience musta been very magical!



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I heard that he didn't come up for air for about a week!

And well done to her friend for earning her brown wings!!!

Posted 11/17/06 5:55 PM
 

CkGm
They get so big, so fast :(

Member since 5/05

13848 total posts

Name:
Christine

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

She is a winner that one....Chat Icon

Posted 11/17/06 5:59 PM
 

skip123
Trying...

Member since 8/06

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Re: Super quick Assistant story...

wow...she is something...

was the assistant watching all that "Magic" happen??

Posted 11/17/06 6:03 PM
 

Lauren
Very Happy!

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Re: Super quick Assistant story...

yikes!

Posted 11/17/06 6:03 PM
 

Tah-wee-ZAH
Kisses

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Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Classy real, classyChat Icon

Is this the same one with the amazing sense of fashion?

Posted 11/17/06 6:17 PM
 

Lucky09
2017!

Member since 1/06

7535 total posts

Name:
DW

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

Classy real, classyChat Icon

Is this the same one with the amazing sense of fashion?



I think it is!

BTW - Tah-wee-ZAH - I LOVE your avatar!
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Posted 11/17/06 6:19 PM
 

Tany
Becoming a different woman

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Tania

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

it never gets old.

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Posted 11/17/06 6:20 PM
 

Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds

Member since 2/06

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Melissa

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

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Posted by joenick
Is there a "virginity" for ALL body orafices??

Very interesting!!

And that experience musta been very magical!



Only if he stole her earginity too.
Add this to my list of ish I never needed to know.
Btw - never get rid of this chick.

Posted 11/17/06 6:31 PM
 

Moehick
Ready for the sun!

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Name:
Properly perfect™

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

OMG....this chick never ceases to amazeChat Icon

Posted 11/17/06 6:33 PM
 

nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.

Member since 7/05

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Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Posted by Snozberry

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Posted by joenick
Is there a "virginity" for ALL body orafices??

Very interesting!!

And that experience musta been very magical!



Only if he stole her earginity too.
Add this to my list of ish I never needed to know.
Btw - never get rid of this chick.



I was just thinking that! and totally agree never get rid of her - unless there is client contact - then you need to recommend her for another LIF's office.

Also - off topic - why did I assume David Blaine was gay?

Posted 11/17/06 6:40 PM
 

missus-hbradio
Twin mommy

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Re: Super quick Assistant story...

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Shes a little "free" with the sharing of details!!!!

Posted 11/17/06 6:54 PM
 

Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A

Member since 7/05

32475 total posts

Name:
Susan

Re: Super quick Assistant story...

I cant...
....I just can't....

Posted 11/17/06 6:57 PM
 
 

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