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nancygrace
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Italian girl goes out on a date (funny)
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna said: "Sita here ana leta me tella you about thosea young boys. He's agonna try ana kissa you, you are agonna likea dat; but don'ta let him do dat. He's agonna try ana kissa your breasts; you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat. But most important, he's agonna try ana lay ona topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat. Doing thata willa disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
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LadyMaravilla
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Re: Italian girl goes out on a date (funny)
Posted by nancygrace
A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her nonna said: "Sita here ana leta me tella you about thosea young boys. He's agonna try ana kissa you, you are agonna likea dat; but don'ta let him do dat. He's agonna try ana kissa your breasts; you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat. But most important, he's agonna try ana lay ona topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat. Doing thata willa disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
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| Posted 1/14/06 10:43 PM |
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LAMGAJ28
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Re: Italian girl goes out on a date (funny)
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Karen
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Re: Italian girl goes out on a date (funny)
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