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AJsMommy122
Stop 2 smell the roses
Member since 5/05 2048 total posts
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Maxine
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Etiquette class
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss."
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
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Posted 9/2/05 2:43 AM  |
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DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it
Member since 5/05 18602 total posts
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The cure IS worse!
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Re: Etiquette class
ooh that johnny!
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| Posted 9/2/05 7:10 AM |
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GenLCSW
Baby # 3 is here!!!
Member since 7/05 21138 total posts
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Genna
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Re: Etiquette class
cute!!!
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| Posted 9/2/05 8:39 AM |
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ravensbride
LIF Zygote
Member since 9/05 27 total posts
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Casandra
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Re: Etiquette class
Thats great!
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| Posted 9/2/05 8:48 AM |
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