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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Death to All Spiders
Dear Spiders,
When I noticed two itchy bumps on my arm after getting up one recent morning, I assumed they were mosquito bites - odd looking mosquito bites, but nevertheless. When I showed my DH he said no, those are clearly spider bites!  So after waking up from fainting, and freaking out at the thought that a spider not only crawled on me while asleep but then proceeded to BITE me, not once but TWICE...I have made a vow: DEATH TO ALL SPIDERS!!!
That's right...you see, the other day (before the bites), I was kind and let one of your kind go peacefully and unhurt. And this is the thanks I get? Well no more.
Any spider that that crosses my path from now on, regardless of color, breed, length of legs, location (inside OR outside) will DIE. I don't care if it's Charlotte herself, I will SQUISH you all! Consider yourselves warned. 
Signed,
The Squisher
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raken40
soooo in love:)
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Re: Death to All Spiders
 iewww.... i keep finding spiders in my house!!! Death to all spiders!!!
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:08 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Re: Death to All Spiders
PIMP  Poor Arañita......Can the Terminator come over my way...VA. has so many spiders.
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:08 AM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by LadyLainez
PIMP Poor Arañita......Can the Terminator come over my way...VA. has so many spiders.
Sure, I'll wear my platform chancletas so I can squish them good. And when I need to fling a chancleta at one of them, less chances I'll miss.
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:10 AM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Death to All Spiders
I'm there with you! The more of us there are - the easier this will be!
spiders
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:11 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
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Sonia
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by BabyAvocado
Posted by LadyLainez
PIMP Poor Arañita......Can the Terminator come over my way...VA. has so many spiders.
Sure, I'll wear my platform chancletas so I can squish them good. And when I need to fling a chancleta at one of them, less chances I'll miss.
I don't really mind spider but my Husband is deathly afraid of them.
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:12 AM |
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nrthshgrl
It goes fast. Pay attention.
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Re: Death to All Spiders
So I guess we're going to have to come up with a new version of Itsy Bitsy Spider for Jake?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up mommy's leg
down came her hand and
squashed the spider slat.
Out came the paper towel
and cleaned up all the spider
and another Itsy Bitsy Spider
tried to climb up again.
The end.
Message edited 6/7/2006 10:13:01 AM.
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:12 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by dooodles
I'm there with you! The more of us there are - the easier this will be!
spiders
 Yes!! We will mount an army against them!
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:13 AM |
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lorich
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Grammie says "Lora Gina"
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Re: Death to All Spiders
OMG! I officially have the heebeegeebees!
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:13 AM |
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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
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Sonia
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by nrthshgrl
So I guess we're going to have to come up with a new version of Itsy Bitsy Spider for Jake?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up mommy's leg
down came her hand and
squashed the spider slat.
Out came the paper towel
and cleaned up all the spider
and another Itsy Bitsy Spider
tried to climb up again.
The end.
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:13 AM |
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BabyAvocado
Happy New Year
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by nrthshgrl
So I guess we're going to have to come up with a new version of Itsy Bitsy Spider for Jake?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up mommy's leg
down came her hand and
squashed the spider slat.
Out came the paper towel
and cleaned up all the spider
and another Itsy Bitsy Spider
tried to climb up again.
The end.
Love it. We might have to change the ending to something like "and no itsy bitsy spider ever tried that again".
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:14 AM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by nrthshgrl
So I guess we're going to have to come up with a new version of Itsy Bitsy Spider for Jake?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up mommy's leg
down came her hand and
squashed the spider slat.
Out came the paper towel
and cleaned up all the spider
and another Itsy Bitsy Spider
tried to climb up again.
The end.
ANother Spider Hater Here!!!
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:12 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Death to All Spiders
A Stephan attack...
HE LIVES
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:14 PM |
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Faithx2
All good things in 2016!!
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Re: Death to All Spiders
I am finding them all over my house..........we have renamed my dog "Spiderhunter"
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:23 PM |
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nancygrace
I'm 2!
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Live*Love*Laugh
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Re: Death to All Spiders
i say kill them ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:24 PM |
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dooodles
When you wish upon a star
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Because 2 people fell in love
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by nrthshgrl
So I guess we're going to have to come up with a new version of Itsy Bitsy Spider for Jake?
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up mommy's leg
down came her hand and
squashed the spider slat.
Out came the paper towel
and cleaned up all the spider
and another Itsy Bitsy Spider
tried to climb up again.
The end.
Thanks Barbara - I read this and freaked out that one could be crawling up my leg....
now I'll NEVER sleep tonight
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:25 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Death to all of the spiders that come across our path! Bye Bye spiders you wont see another light of day.....
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:57 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
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Jennifer
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Be very careful Squishers
you better make sure that you get them....
cause if you miss...and they get away..
THEY SEEK REVENGE
Might even bring reinforcements
BEWARE
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| Posted 6/7/06 9:59 PM |
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smdl
I love Gary too..on a plate!
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Re: Death to All Spiders
I feel your pain I am allergic to spiders.
I kill them when I see them. DEATH to all spiders
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| Posted 6/7/06 10:00 PM |
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thewinterone
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cause you are gray.
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Re: Death to All Spiders
Posted by BlessedBMommi
I am finding them all over my house..........we have renamed my dog "Spiderhunter"
I have so many different types of spiders. I'm jealous of your dog, I think my dog sees them as buddies or something because he doesn't even acknowledge them unless he's acting silly and does this barking dance all around one
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| Posted 6/8/06 1:25 AM |
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