My latest reply-I think you're gonna like it!

So a new co-worker who sits next to me asked me "Do you have kids?". Now, I have pictures of kids on my wall, so I guess one could ASS-UME they're mine (despite the fact that they don't look like me but ok whatever). They're my bff's 2 kids and a co-worker's daughter.

So I gave her the scrunched up just-smelled-poop face and went "Noooo" (hard to replicate on the net but imagine how you'd say 'nooooo' if someone had asked you if you had a nipple on your upper arm...this is the best i can describe)...as if to imply SHE was absurd for asking the question! I felt very satisfied in that I turned it around on her (although to be fair she wasn't making a judgement, just asking. But again, who are you, new co-worker!). She gave me a shocked look and said "WOWWWWW I can't believe it why did I think you had kids?" I said probably because of the pictures. She has a son. We both ended up agreeing its nice to give them back at the end of the day.

But i think i'll be taking this approach when someone who doesn't know me asks if i have them or want them.

Why should having them be the norm?

Dang i'm up late half that blabber probably doesnt even make sense

Re: My latest reply-I think you're gonna like it!

I am going to try that next time...lol

Re: My latest reply-I think you're gonna like it!

Nice!!