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JAPH23
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Literally crying at my desk at work. This is amazing.
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Posted 1/15/14 3:41 PM  |
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pinky
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Re: Coworker horror stories
These are hysterical!
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:41 PM |
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Pinkisles
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Re: Coworker horror stories
He is going to be so excited that he is getting so many hits on his youtube video.
Message edited 1/15/2014 3:58:28 PM.
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:42 PM |
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luvbuffet
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Re: Coworker horror stories
"Senegal is his country of choice"
he is my hero
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:45 PM |
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pinky
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by Pinkisles
He is going to be so excited that he is getting so many hits on his youtube video.
He once danced for the guys at the pizza place down the block so they would give him free pizza.
He also has a taste for african women. Not African American, but from Africa. Senegal is his country of choice. He got "married" two years ago via stand in. HIs "wife" came over here in September. He does not know if he will legally marry her here so she can stay or if he wants her to go back to Africa yet.
Just be careful that if some day he googles man gaga, that this post doesnt show up and he figures out its you.
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:45 PM |
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hotelcalie
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Re: Coworker horror stories
please tell me this isnt your boss!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uydBI_eO54g
That's him!!!
SHUT UP!! He MUST be insane!?!?
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hotelcalie
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Coworker horror stories
We have one women who wears a skirt with boots everyday and for whatever reason she takes off her boots and skirt to go to the bathroom. she lays them on the dirty floor! I just don't get it.
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:48 PM |
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SusiBee
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Is it bad that all I want to do is F5 this thread the rest of the afternoon ?
The co-worker who is so delusional that she can become a manager, yet cannot go one day without making a mistake, most of which are financial ?
The same one who would pronounce "pork loin" as "pork leon" ?
The same one who when asked to produce file copies of export shipping documents for an audit could not, because it was "too much work to take the staples out to make the copies and then staple everything back together"
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:50 PM |
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Pinkisles
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by pinky
Just be careful that if some day he googles man gaga, that this post doesnt show up and he figures out its you.
He's quite computer illiterate but thanks I'll go back and edit.
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:57 PM |
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Eunyboo
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Re: Coworker horror stories
OMG Gaga's video just made my day.. is he for real?!
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| Posted 1/15/14 3:59 PM |
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PearlJamChick
No one sings like you anymore.
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Re: Coworker horror stories
There is SO MUCH I want to write here but I don't want it found out by anyone I work with...the stories I have are insane!
I'm loving reading these, though!
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| Posted 1/15/14 4:02 PM |
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Pinkisles
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by luvbuffet
wha the ffffffffffffffffffffffkk!??!?! seriously! he has to be insane!!! is he hiring?! lol!!!
We actually are!
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| Posted 1/15/14 4:05 PM |
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MrsRapz
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Coworker horror stories
Had a coworker (a guy, mind you) who would use the term "mush" like the smurfs used "smurf" ... as in "Hey Mush-Mush, How's the Mush doing? Did he Mush a lot today?". It was only when he was speaking with his wife, but that happened 3-4 times a day and he was a LOUD talker.
Another coworker was a cubicle-neighbor of mine ... he once called me on the phone rather than walking over ... and he had his phone on speaker the whole time. Ugh!
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| Posted 1/15/14 4:07 PM |
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JP826
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by ElizaRags35
Oh you know my stories lol but here goes:
I work in a satellite office with one of the partners of the firm. I refer to her as coworker. She's 42.
She scarfs down her food to the point where I can't see how she has time to chew. Then she'll burp and exclaim "UGHHHH I"m gonna PUKE!" after every burp.
She wears the same clothes every single day -- including socks. I know because she tells me that she likes to get at least 3 days out of a pair. But then she'll complain that her feet hurt but she can't take her shoes off b/c her feet stink.
When her kids are off from school, she brings them to the office and generally they're good but her son likes to climb the file cabinets like a monkey.
She's a total one upper. Her situation has to be so much worse than everyone else's. For example: I live 25 mins away and have to take the LIE in the morning and sometimes hit a lot of traffic. She will then complain that she hit sooo much traffic driving a mile down 110 during her 8 minute commute. No. Not the same thing if it took you 12 mins instead of 8 but it took me an hour instead of 25 mins.
On multiple occasions, she has run out of the office claiming that she's about to shit or piss herself.
This one sounds like a gem.
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| Posted 1/15/14 4:10 PM |
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JAPH23
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Re: Coworker horror stories
I thought about some of my former coworkers....
I once worked with a woman who would go to the top of the parking garage at lunch and drink, she would call her kids on speaker daily and make them cry (she had serious problems), she would make racial slurs and jokes so loud, she took at least 4 cigarette breaks an hour and often showed up to work in her pajamas. She was obviously fired.
I had another coworker who was so anti social and he would just sit at his desk and would never turn around to talk to anyone but if two other people nearby were having a conversation he would randomly IM to join in.. so you would be talking to someone and he would be sitting there IMing his input instead of just opening his mouth. Him and I did not get a long very well lol
Worked with a guy who picked his nose and scratched his balls all the time.. didnt care who was watching.
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| Posted 1/15/14 4:17 PM |
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tagkit
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Re: Coworker horror stories
I have a co-worker who when he talks to you scratches himself.....he isn't a perv or anything but he obviously has a problem and no one has the balls to tell him LMAO!!!
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| Posted 1/15/14 4:46 PM |
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Jillybean28
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Re: Coworker horror stories
 I LOVE THIS THREAD! I personally have been lucky enough that I don't have anything nearly as bad or crazy, but my brother.........WOW. The "stinky" lady 2 cubicles away has pictures of her cats framed on her desk and never, I MEAN NEVER GETS UP. She arrives at work, sits and stays in her chair all day until it's time to leave. When she does it is obvious to everyone around that she has pissed herself numerous times throughout the day. My brother swears she poops her pants as well. She seems to own maybe 3 pairs of the same black leggings with varying degrees of stains. Totally gross 
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| Posted 1/15/14 8:32 PM |
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LilLee0111
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Coworker horror stories
When I worked in Manhattan , I had 2 crazy co workers who made me laugh everyday. One would come in late with rollers in hair and plug in her curling iron on her desk and do her hair and make up and the other one would plug a tea pot in and it would whistle and scare the crap out of everyone in the office....,oh the memories.
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| Posted 1/15/14 8:43 PM |
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This shit is hysterical!!!
I can't imagine though. I stopped working 3 years ago (sahm). Half the things you guys listed would be grounds for termination at my old company!!!
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| Posted 1/15/14 8:56 PM |
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ElizaRags35
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by Jillybean28
My brother swears she poops her pants as well. She seems to own maybe 3 pairs of the same black leggings with varying degrees of stains. Totally gross
OMG This reminds me of another coworker story (same coworker from my post on pg 1). One time she came back from the bathroom and told me that she not only blew up the bathroom (communal multi-stall bathroom with other office suites in the building) but there wasn't any TP left and because she was embarrassed since there was someone else in another stall, she did not go into another stall to get some TP, and just washed her hands and left... WITHOUT WIPING HER ASS.
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| Posted 1/15/14 9:06 PM |
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Jillybean28
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by Pinkisles
He is going to be so excited that he is getting so many hits on his youtube video.
I can't handle it!!!!!!!!!!!!! How is he a "boss" ? I am literally thinking "what type of office is this." Oh I hope you guys are in charge of something super serious like homeland security. I want to imagine Man Gaga with such responsibilities!
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| Posted 1/15/14 9:26 PM |
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chilltocam
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Coworker horror stories
I forgot about someone I worked with at another office, years ago. She would wear short skirts and brag about going commando - everyone made sure to never sit in her chair; she was engaged and would scream at her fiance on the phone numerous times a day, calling him all kinds of names and just being really nasty; and the best, she said she had a breast reduction and had bad scars from the surgery. She went into a partner's office (it was a law firm) and without even discussing it with HIM first, just lifted her shirt and bra and asked him to see if he thought she had a good claim for medical malpractice!
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| Posted 1/15/14 10:26 PM |
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Barbiegrl
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by Pinkisles
Posted by luvbuffet
Posted by Pinkisles
OK I have way too many. My office could be on a tv show if one didn't already exist.
Dumbest coworker story:
She is the bookkeeper and makes the schedule of when the holidays are that we will be closed and distributes it to the office. I come in on day and she tells me she is so mad because we have one less holiday this year. I ask what she means and she told me that Good Friday is on a Saturday this year. I didn't think she was serious, but she was, and argued with me for a good two mins. Was I the dumb one to argue with her? hmmm...
The disgusting:
My one coworker is the only one not in a closed office. She eats all day long at her desk. All you hear is slurping, smacking and chomping. It is so loud I can hear her with my office door closed and my pandora radio on.
The weird:
My boss is the strangest person on the planet. He calls himself Man Gaga (He has a video on youtube) and thinks he is a great dancer and performer. (He isn't!). He has jumped on peoples desks and danced. He has sat a verizon employee (who was there to fix our internet) sit in a chair and he put a santa hat on her and gave her sort of a lap dance.
I have so many more I could probably write a book!
please tell me this isnt your boss!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uydBI_eO54g
That's him!!!
OMGGGG!!!!! I'm laughing so hard! Very Michael Scott! Especially with the convertible!
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| Posted 1/15/14 11:00 PM |
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FirstMate
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by Paramount
I have a co worker that says to his wife, EVERY day (sometimes 2x a day) "I'm sorry I was a jerk".
I don't know how his wife stays married to him........
This made me LOL
Pinkisles....that's some hilarious stuff.
We just have the office crazy who announces she can't be fired because she's "disabled" I.e. Batshit crazy and the proceeds to eat her stinky tuna
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| Posted 1/15/14 11:25 PM |
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JoesWife628
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Re: Coworker horror stories
Posted by Pinkisles
Posted by luvbuffet
Posted by Pinkisles
OK I have way too many. My office could be on a tv show if one didn't already exist.
Dumbest coworker story:
She is the bookkeeper and makes the schedule of when the holidays are that we will be closed and distributes it to the office. I come in on day and she tells me she is so mad because we have one less holiday this year. I ask what she means and she told me that Good Friday is on a Saturday this year. I didn't think she was serious, but she was, and argued with me for a good two mins. Was I the dumb one to argue with her? hmmm...
The disgusting:
My one coworker is the only one not in a closed office. She eats all day long at her desk. All you hear is slurping, smacking and chomping. It is so loud I can hear her with my office door closed and my pandora radio on.
The weird:
My boss is the strangest person on the planet. He calls himself Man Gaga (He has a video on youtube) and thinks he is a great dancer and performer. (He isn't!). He has jumped on peoples desks and danced. He has sat a verizon employee (who was there to fix our internet) sit in a chair and he put a santa hat on her and gave her sort of a lap dance.
I have so many more I could probably write a book!
please tell me this isnt your boss!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uydBI_eO54g
That's him!!!
omg stop it!
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| Posted 1/15/14 11:57 PM |
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I can't. I'm crying over here!! 
