GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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God grants an impossible wish (joke)
A man was riding his Harley along a California highway when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice the Lord said, 'Because you have
TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.
The Lord said, 'That request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take!
It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
Thebiker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Okay, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I
want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly
happy.'
After a short pause the Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?'
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