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1stimemom
Love my boys
Member since 2/08 8766 total posts
Name:
Mrs Dee
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Early Dismisal
It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal. She decides to play a game of trivia with the kids.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly, can
leave early today."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."
Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."
Johnny is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."
Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.
When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b!tches would
keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Jax430
Hi!
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Jackie
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 8:30 AM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Early Dismisal
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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EMBRACING CHANGE
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Re: Early Dismisal
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: Early Dismisal
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:27 AM |
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:42 AM |
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Chatham-Chick
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:45 AM |
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chicky724
LIF Infant
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Kristen
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Re: Early Dismisal
Love it!
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:50 AM |
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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aka momma2b
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:50 AM |
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Kara
Now Zagat Rated!
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:51 AM |
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debsey75
My two best friends!
Member since 11/06 5879 total posts
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Debbie
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Re: Early Dismisal
good one!
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| Posted 12/17/09 9:58 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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Re: Early Dismisal
Priceless!
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| Posted 12/17/09 10:02 AM |
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smdl
I love Gary too..on a plate!
Member since 5/06 32461 total posts
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me
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 10:13 AM |
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dani731
Blessed!!!
Member since 1/08 3355 total posts
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D
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 12:06 PM |
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My4GirlsMyLife
My 4 girlies
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Valerie
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 12:07 PM |
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DayDay
Livin' the Good Life....
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Dayna
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Re: Early Dismisal
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| Posted 12/17/09 1:02 PM |
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Dani922
Here's to new beginnings
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Danielle
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Re: Early Dismisal
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