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" daddy how was i born? "

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dom-n-nic
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nicole

" daddy how was i born? "

A little boy goes to his father and asks

"Daddy, how was I born?"


The father answers:

"Well son,

I guess one day you will need

to find out anyway!


Your Mom and I

first got together

in a chat room

on Yahoo.



Then I set up a date

via e-mail

with your Mom

and

we met at a cyber-cafe.



We sneaked

into a secluded room,

where your mother agreed

to a download

from my hard drive.



As soon as I was ready

to upload,



we discovered that

neither one of us

had used a firewall,



and



since it was too late

to hit the delete button,



nine months later

a little Pop-Up appeared

that said:



Scroll Down








>
>




You got Male!




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Posted 7/29/06 9:21 AM
 
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Emily
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Posted 7/29/06 9:22 AM
 

Stefanie

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Re: " daddy how was i born? "

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Posted 7/29/06 9:25 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: " daddy how was i born? "

nic thats so cute!!! Chat Icon

Posted 7/29/06 9:41 AM
 

Stacey1403
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Posted 7/29/06 9:42 AM
 

kms717
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Re: " daddy how was i born? "

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Posted 7/29/06 9:48 AM
 

SweetestOfPeas
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Posted 7/29/06 9:50 AM
 

dom-n-nic
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nicole

Re: " daddy how was i born? "

Posted by preshy7

nic thats so cute!!! Chat Icon



isn't that cute
i love it
i had to post it

Posted 7/29/06 9:55 AM
 

dom-n-nic
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nicole

Re: " daddy how was i born? "

Posted by Stefanie

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lmaooooooooooooooo
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Posted 7/29/06 9:55 AM
 

MrsS2005
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Posted 7/29/06 9:57 AM
 

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Posted 7/29/06 10:00 AM
 

luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013

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To a brand new year to a healthier me

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Posted 7/29/06 10:25 AM
 

Diane
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Posted 7/29/06 10:27 AM
 

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Posted 7/29/06 11:01 AM
 

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Posted 7/29/06 11:03 AM
 

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Posted 7/29/06 11:09 AM
 

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Posted 7/29/06 11:12 AM
 

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So Cute !!
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Posted 7/29/06 11:14 AM
 

SoinLove
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Re: " daddy how was i born? "

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Posted 7/29/06 11:29 AM
 

MABLE03
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Re: " daddy how was i born? "

very cute!

Posted 7/29/06 11:44 AM
 

GenLCSW
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Posted 7/29/06 12:37 PM
 
 

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