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Too funny...

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EricaAlt
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Erica

Too funny...

I think this is the only place I can share this that you ladies can understand and find funny.

The other day I had both boys at the Y for my 4 yr old's swim lessons. We were in the locker so I had to go to the bathroom before going to the pool with the boys.
I went in the handicapped since I had my 23 month old in the stroller and my 4 yr old was just standing there watching me...
BTW - I don't sit down like lots of women. I lean forward and do the squat so nothing touches the toilet.

Mason - "Mommy, you don't have a penis?"
Me -"Mas, we've had this talk many times. No, mommies don't have a penis."
Mason watching me still going and looking confused.
Mason - "Mommy, you have a tushy!"
Me - "Yes, I have a tushy."
Mason still watching then suddenly has a look like a lightbulb went off...
"That's okay mommy. You go pee pee with your tushy!"
Me - "Not exactly"

Conversation dropped...
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Posted 7/2/13 7:59 AM
 
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StaceyWill
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Stacey

Re: Too funny...

OMG! Hysterical!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 7/2/13 8:04 AM
 

Jacksmommy
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Member since 1/07

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Name:
Liz

Re: Too funny...

My son thinks this as well...especially since it kinda looks like it LOL! I don't correct him because I don't want to have that conversation with him! :)

Posted 7/2/13 8:28 AM
 

JenMarie
One day at a time

Member since 11/07

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Name:
Jennifer

Re: Too funny...

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Posted 7/2/13 8:52 AM
 

EricaAlt
LIF Adult

Member since 7/08

22665 total posts

Name:
Erica

Re: Too funny...

Posted by Jacksmommy

My son thinks this as well...especially since it kinda looks like it LOL! I don't correct him because I don't want to have that conversation with him! :)



LOL! Exactly why I dropped the conversation with him. Chat Icon

Posted 7/2/13 9:27 AM
 

MRsFaTThead
NY GIRL IN TEXAS

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WHO GIVES A POO WHO GIVES A FUDGE !!

Re: Too funny...

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Posted 7/2/13 10:11 AM
 
 

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