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I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

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janet
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I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Last year I got my co workers REALLY good. I had them going ALL day believing I was going to start dating again. The pictures I showed them of the person I was going to date had them going nuts all day. It was priceless the look on one of my co workers face. Please give me idea. I cant use the pregnant one because they all know I had a hysterectomy .

TIA

Posted 4/1/11 8:01 AM
 
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kimbalina
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Tell them you plan on putting in your 2 weeks at the end of the day, you found a job at a different company.

Posted 4/1/11 8:03 AM
 

janet
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by kimbalina

Tell them you plan on putting in your 2 weeks at the end of the day, you found a job at a different company.



I was thinking of doing this. It would send them over the hill being someone else is transferring to another location on monday. I am the only one left in the office doing contacts now. I wish i had a printer to print out a letter.

Posted 4/1/11 8:10 AM
 

2boys4me
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Maybe that you adopted a child? Print out some pics of a random kid on the internet?

Posted 4/1/11 9:19 AM
 

janet
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

OMG I wish I had a printer!!!! AHHHHH that is great. I am the"baby sitter" for the office when the dr. is doing the exams. They call me the baby snatcher. OH MAN IT JUST HIT ME!! I wish I could get a cop to help me out. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. HMM I got 2 more hours to see if I could pull something off. HMMM WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!!

Posted 4/1/11 9:25 AM
 

nrthshgrl
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

My friend took the balls out of everyone's computer mouses (mice?) this morning and taped "Happy April Fool's".

Just a word of caution - never, NEVER resign as a joke. You never know how that will pan out.

Posted 4/1/11 9:47 AM
 

waterspout4
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by janet

OMG I wish I had a printer!!!! AHHHHH that is great. I am the"baby sitter" for the office when the dr. is doing the exams. They call me the baby snatcher. OH MAN IT JUST HIT ME!! I wish I could get a cop to help me out. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. HMM I got 2 more hours to see if I could pull something off. HMMM WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!!



No need to print a picture out! Want me to send you a picture of Michael on your cell? There is your adopted child!

Posted 4/1/11 9:47 AM
 

janet
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by waterspout4

Posted by janet

OMG I wish I had a printer!!!! AHHHHH that is great. I am the"baby sitter" for the office when the dr. is doing the exams. They call me the baby snatcher. OH MAN IT JUST HIT ME!! I wish I could get a cop to help me out. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. HMM I got 2 more hours to see if I could pull something off. HMMM WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!!



No need to print a picture out! Want me to send you a picture of Michael on your cell? There is your adopted child!



HEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok I can go with that!!! Send it!!! Yeah BABY!!! I am going to get them. Now to just keep a strait face all day!!!!

Posted 4/1/11 9:51 AM
 

janet
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Now I need a story as to how and why I am taking on a kid. IDEAS GIRLS HELP ME HERE!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/1/11 9:52 AM
 

waterspout4
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by janet

Posted by waterspout4

Posted by janet

OMG I wish I had a printer!!!! AHHHHH that is great. I am the"baby sitter" for the office when the dr. is doing the exams. They call me the baby snatcher. OH MAN IT JUST HIT ME!! I wish I could get a cop to help me out. THAT WOULD BE PERFECT. HMM I got 2 more hours to see if I could pull something off. HMMM WHEELS ARE TURNING!!!!



No need to print a picture out! Want me to send you a picture of Michael on your cell? There is your adopted child!



HEHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok I can go with that!!! Send it!!! Yeah BABY!!! I am going to get them. Now to just keep a strait face all day!!!!



What are we going for? Not a different country. Did his parents pass away? What type of picture do you want?

Posted 4/1/11 9:53 AM
 

waterspout4
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Kelly

Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by janet

Now I need a story as to how and why I am taking on a kid. IDEAS GIRLS HELP ME HERE!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



That's what I just posted! My son doesn't have a foreign look to him.

Posted 4/1/11 9:54 AM
 

janet
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

i got a call from a agency that i have to take in my "nephew" It is because of hmmmm think think ugh i dont want to say abuse but i might have to go with that. WAIT my "sister" got arrested will that work? They all have heard the wacky stories of my sick twisted sister. they have never seen pics of him. SO IT MIGHT WORK

Posted 4/1/11 9:58 AM
 

janet
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

just got it started on FB!!! HEHEH

Posted 4/1/11 10:04 AM
 

waterspout4
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by janet

just got it started on FB!!! HEHEH



I'm sending you a few pictures now. You can choose.

Posted 4/1/11 10:34 AM
 

heathergirl
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

This one would only work in my office:

Sometimes we get wacky customers who want to send samples of vitamins that come out whole in their stool Chat Icon Chat Icon I took a real consumer who wanted to do this and planted it in my bosses head that he wanted to send it back. I melted a Baby Ruth bar and stuck white Good n Plenty candies (looked just like the pill the customer complained about), put it in a baggie and packaged it up using our real return labels and a letter and everything. I left it on my bosses desk and waited till he opened it. He REALLY thought it was $hit!!!!!

Posted 4/1/11 10:35 AM
 

NervousNell
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by heathergirl

This one would only work in my office:

Sometimes we get wacky customers who want to send samples of vitamins that come out whole in their stool Chat Icon Chat Icon I took a real consumer who wanted to do this and planted it in my bosses head that he wanted to send it back. I melted a Baby Ruth bar and stuck white Good n Plenty candies (looked just like the pill the customer complained about), put it in a baggie and packaged it up using our real return labels and a letter and everything. I left it on my bosses desk and waited till he opened it. He REALLY thought it was $hit!!!!!



OMG! The fact that anyone would want to do this is MIND BOGGLING to me!!
And what are they doing? Examining their stool looking for whole vitamins?
And what do they expect you to do with the sample? Exam it? For what?
What the fluck is wrong with people????
This takes the cake!

Message edited 4/1/2011 11:18:40 AM.

Posted 4/1/11 11:18 AM
 

heathergirl
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American mouth

Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by NervousNell

Posted by heathergirl

This one would only work in my office:

Sometimes we get wacky customers who want to send samples of vitamins that come out whole in their stool Chat Icon Chat Icon I took a real consumer who wanted to do this and planted it in my bosses head that he wanted to send it back. I melted a Baby Ruth bar and stuck white Good n Plenty candies (looked just like the pill the customer complained about), put it in a baggie and packaged it up using our real return labels and a letter and everything. I left it on my bosses desk and waited till he opened it. He REALLY thought it was $hit!!!!!



OMG! The fact that anyone would want to do this is MIND BOGGLING to me!!
And what are they doing? Examining their stool looking for whole vitamins?
And what do they expect you to do with the sample? Exam it? For what?
What the fluck is wrong with people????
This takes the cake!



OMG you have NO clue what people do! Older people examine every bowel movement, urine sample and fart for something different! One person took a vitamin that is known to cause red stool and thought they were have anal bleeding Chat Icon Chat Icon

The LIW '10 brides know ALLLLL about my horror stories Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/1/11 11:25 AM
 

clmj2
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Re: I need a REALLY good April fools joke.

Posted by janet

just got it started on FB!!! HEHEH



you had me going for 5 seconds until i saw on here lol
i posted to play along!

Posted 4/1/11 11:56 AM
 
 

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