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MyChip-n-Dales
lifes many lil twisted curves
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aeriell
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ho hum.....
ladies.. im bored tired and stressed out with life.....i dont like my dh these days and not happy with the twins... my computer is broken so im using a neigbors rental... this sucks!!! who wants to play with me?? please cheer me up!! tell me some funny things!!!
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DmarieK
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Re: ho hum.....
I don't have any funny stories at the moment...hope things turn around for you!!
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| Posted 6/17/08 9:43 PM |
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Elbee
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Re: ho hum.....
Sorry you are having a crappy few days  
yesterday my DH was holding my son on the kitchen table while I played peek-a-boo with him. Well DH kissed DS's back and came up with a poopie goatee. Apparently DS pooped up his back and DH didn't realize it. 
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| Posted 6/17/08 9:44 PM |
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JRD2008
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Re: ho hum.....
awwww
This may not be funny if you weren't there, but on father's day my 3 yr. old nephew was playing with his leapfrog and I told his how smart he was. He turns to me, rolls his eyes and says, "Ya know Aunt Kat, so I've been told"  We were cracking up!
Hope you feel better soon!!
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| Posted 6/17/08 9:51 PM |
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jules
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julia
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Re: ho hum.....
Posted by twinboys425
ladies.. im bored tired and stressed out with life.....i dont like my dh these days and not happy with the twins... my computer is broken so im using a neigbors rental... this sucks!!! who wants to play with me?? please cheer me up!! tell me some funny things!!!
my DS pee peed all over the DH today.
DH took too long getting my DS into the bath water. Decided that he thought it would be fun to parade him about the house naked (because he looks sooo cute)
BIG MISTAKE
B I G Mistake
I do highly recommend this tactic if pissy at the DH
I know it certainly brought a smile to my face
Message edited 6/17/2008 9:55:39 PM.
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| Posted 6/17/08 9:55 PM |
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MyChip-n-Dales
lifes many lil twisted curves
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aeriell
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Re: ho hum.....
im in tears over here!! THANKS LADIES!!! these are def funny!!! 
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| Posted 6/17/08 9:57 PM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
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Re: ho hum.....
Posted by Elbee
Sorry you are having a crappy few days
yesterday my DH was holding my son on the kitchen table while I played peek-a-boo with him. Well DH kissed DS's back and came up with a poopie goatee. Apparently DS pooped up his back and DH didn't realize it.
Baaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sorry to hear you're having a crappy time.
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:05 PM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
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Re: ho hum.....
My mom bought Steven an ice cream cone and he took the ice cream right off, gave it to my sister's dog and proceeded to eat the cone
Steven says "oohhh ssshhhit" and "ssshhhhiiitt aaaassss." What the heck do him and my mom do all day?
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:08 PM |
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patti08
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Re: ho hum.....
I have a sort of funny story.
The other night DD woke up crying at 12:30 am - she rarely wakes at night. I was in such a deep sleep I was so out of it. I calmed her down, changed her diaper and started to rock her. She started to fart (this became the obvious reason she woke up) she farted for about 5 minutes straight and I had to try so hard not to laugh. I could hear DH laughing in our room because he could hear it all on the monitor.
She promptly fell back to sleep. We giggled about how such big sounds could come out of such a tiny tooshy for about 1/2 hour before we could get back to sleep
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:12 PM |
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BaroqueMama
Chase is one!
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Re: ho hum.....
Here's something funny: I'm drunk
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:23 PM |
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The poopy goatee is hysterical.
Ok, not totally funny but one of my DH's dumber friends was talking about working in the city and he asked DH if he remembered the day of the fire in the "Douche Bank Building." The guy had no idea what he had just said. DH just said,"yeah."
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:39 PM |
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hbugal
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Re: ho hum.....
When you are feeling down...and your sky is gray..just think of Caden's Orange Winky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:42 PM |
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Posted by hbugal
When you are feeling down...and your sky is gray..just think of Caden's Orange Winky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 A friend of mine just called me and she was complaining that her feet are so pale and they look bad in sandals. I should have told her that I know a way that she can get them to match a little boy who has an orange Winky!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 6/17/08 10:55 PM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
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Re: ho hum.....
Did you see my post to you the other day, that I had a dream about you?>???
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| Posted 6/17/08 11:02 PM |
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MyChip-n-Dales
lifes many lil twisted curves
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aeriell
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Re: ho hum.....
Posted by karacg
Did you see my post to you the other day, that I had a dream about you?>???
nooooo really!!! what was i doing?? did i have an axe in hand??!!
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| Posted 6/17/08 11:03 PM |
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karacg
Babygirl is 4!
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Re: ho hum.....
No but I'll bump for you...
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| Posted 6/17/08 11:05 PM |
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waterspout4
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Re: ho hum.....
Poor Aeriell!
When I'm fully driving long distances again, hopefully in the fall, I'm coming over!!!!! You are always welcome here!!!
I have a funny story for you, but must FM it!
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| Posted 6/17/08 11:47 PM |
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Posted by waterspout4
Poor Aeriell!
When I'm fully driving long distances again, hopefully in the fall, I'm coming over!!!!! You are always welcome here!!!
I have a funny story for you, but must FM it!
You are required to tell all stories to Meeeeeeeeeeee.
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| Posted 6/17/08 11:55 PM |
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partyof6
b nice like u want ur kidz 2
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Re: ho hum.....
I did CALL u back last night! u didn't answer this time!
call me in the morning
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| Posted 6/18/08 6:58 AM |
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Theresa05
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Re: ho hum.....
Aeriell  \
You want me to tell you some WT stories?
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| Posted 6/18/08 8:06 AM |
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yankinmanc
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I can tell you a funny story...
I was out at a work outing in February and my friend who I was sharing a room with asked if I could call another friend on her cell phone because the other friend had a box of tampons for her. So I pick up my phone, look up my friends number in the phonebook, hit the call button and left a message on her voicemail. The call said something like this "Hi Jo, just calling to ask you if you could bring up the tampons for Rosemary asap, she needs them before dinner" I hang up the phone and realise that I rang THE WRONG NUMBER. I rang the phone that Jo used to have at the company that we used to work for. So who ever has that phone now, got a message about Rosemary's menstrual cycle...
I can only imagine what went through their head when they got that message...
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| Posted 6/18/08 8:22 AM |
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pmpkn087
Life is good...
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Re: ho hum.....
Posted by racheeeee
I can tell you a funny story...
I was out at a work outing in February and my friend who I was sharing a room with asked if I could call another friend on her cell phone because the other friend had a box of tampons for her. So I pick up my phone, look up my friends number in the phonebook, hit the call button and left a message on her voicemail. The call said something like this "Hi Jo, just calling to ask you if you could bring up the tampons for Rosemary asap, she needs them before dinner" I hang up the phone and realise that I rang THE WRONG NUMBER. I rang the phone that Jo used to have at the company that we used to work for. So who ever has that phone now, got a message about Rosemary's menstrual cycle...
I can only imagine what went through their head when they got that message...
If I were that person, I would bring Jo a box of tampons to work
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